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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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reblog if you think gay marriage is legal in bikini bottom
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
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@senpaiweird
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LA DANSE MACABRE!
(Verses from “The Last Steampunk Waltz”, by Ghostfire.)
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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.
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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.
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"Isn't it exhausting being someone you're not?"
"No! Isn't it exhausting being the same?"
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emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??
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friends whom I love. if you promise to do something (draw something, hang out, buy a gift etc) and you end up not doing it I promise I’ll still love you and I understand that there are a million different possible reasons why, including “I really didn’t feel like it”, all of which are perfectly reasonable and none of which I will judge you for. cheesy but it’s true that it’s the thought that counts. I’m here for your friendship not your services and goods!!!
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I had this littlle owl in mind since a few months. Finaly abble to give him life. I think tumblr prefer gif version but I made a one with soundeffects on my instagram. Wich one do you prefer ?
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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