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You should def show us the creepy bootlegs you found pls it would be so funny-

Also, I feel you on the import and fees/taxes thing. I just read ur from Brazil!! I'm from Argentina!! Neighbours 🤝 -💖🌟✨️💫

Omg you're the first Argentinian I get to befriend!!! Finally someone from a close enough timezone XDD

Oh well. OH WELL. We could start a post just gathering pics of bootlegs and knockoffs of "supposedly Paw Patrol but badly pirated" merchandise. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

Anyway, here's my contribution to fuel up your nightmares for a while~ >:D

I swear, the more I look at them, THE MORE I DIE-- Zuma is the only one that THERE WAS AN ATTEMPT OF AN ATTEMPT. And whatever happened to Marshall and??? SKYE??????? Meanwhile Robo-dog is now an Aibo LMAO

And then there's Ryder-- IDEK MAN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Happy nightmares, y'all

If you have pics of shit like this, please feel free to send to me XD Let's make a collection of cursed Paw Patrol pirated merch!!

#Sparkly Anon #Thanks for the ask!! #BRING IT ON PEOPLE #Paw Patrol #Paw Patrol Toys #Ryder #Marshall #Skye #Zuma #Robo Dog #Paw Patrol Ryder #Paw Patrol Marshall #Paw Patrol Skye #Paw Patrol Zuma #Paw Patrol Robo Dog

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Ok ok ok so like, I live in a country where knockoffs are rampant everywhere right? So today I was walking on the street near this children's clothing store and I saw THE WORST fake Paw Patrol sweater w the worst Rocky recreation. Like, my dude had no spots, both ears standing, no hat and blue eyes (???). I walked away thinking "Bro that's not Rocky that's Ricky 💀"

Anyways, just had to tell this to someone bc it was so hilarious to me actually - 💖🌟✨️💫

SPARKLYYYY HI HI

YOU GET THE BOOTLEGS TOO OMFG AHSUAHSHAHSHAHSHAHS I SWEAR I DIE A LITTLE EVERY TIME I SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT 😂😂😂😂

Idk if you've been here long enough to see how I spent this month turning my country's shopping websites upside down in a desperate search for someone selling Zuma and his Hovercraft for me to buy next month (I wanted to avoid international purchases bc import and shipping fees/taxes).

WELL, while I can't say I found my sweet beach boy here (I'll have to import anyway 😭), I did find some... Terrible knockoff toys too. I have found a set composed of Ryder, Robo-dog, Zuma, Skye and Marshall which are ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL

SHOULD I SHOW THEM HERE FOR YOU GUYS OR WOULD YOU RATHER KEEP YOUR EYES CLEAN

#Sparkly Anon #Thanks for the ask!! #I SWEAR SEEING THESE THINGS IS HILARIOUS #I love finding these things #They're perfect weapons to traumatize your friends with XDD

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Can we just take a moment to appreciate how cute it is that Ryder has Chase/German Shepherd slippers. THE FREAKING GOOGLY EYES!! I hc that Ryder has slippers of all the pups

Dude, if he doesn't, HE TOTALLY SHOULD.

But as far as I know, the Chase ones are the only ones we get to see in the show... WELL I GOT THE POWER OF A DRAWING TABLET SO

#cottoncandyswirl828 #Thanks for the ask!! #Somebody please make them real #I'm too poor to buy and there's too much dust in my house for me to even think about using any of these #But people who live in colder places sure would love to have their fave pups

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Boops for my favorite blogs

AAAAAAAAA Booping was so fun!!!! It should be a permanent thing. Let's keep booping people.

By the way I just took the chance and booped both my dog and my cat right now. Boops from me and from you. They're properly booped. Boop boop boop BOOP

#BOOP BOOP #cottoncandyswirl828 #Thanks for the ask!!

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Dude, SAME. But in my case, in the Brazilian dub, he said something else- they localized the joke. Rocky said "Um Martelinho de Ouro resolve!" (A Little Golden Hammer will solve it!)

For reference, this is a "Martelinho de Ouro" auto shop, a very common service for fixing vehicle denting/smashes damage around here. It's literal handmade body work/fix for cars, without the need for repainting the previously damaged area.

Now here's the catch: It doesn't work for HEAVY DAMAGE. They're not miracle makers!

So, the moment Rocky said a Martelinho de Ouro would be enough to repair Skye's copter... Considering just how damaged her copter was... ME AND MY DAD LOST OUR SHITS ENTIRELY and I had to pause the movie for solid 3 minutes until we stopped laughing to continue watching it 😂

Paw Patrol: The Movie - Rocky Appreciation Gifset

Bonus his utter disbelief upon seeing the very first traffic jam of his life, apparently:

Welcome to the big city, pups XD

#I swear I CAN'T WITH OUR DUB HERE THEY DID NOT DISAPPOINT ME XDDD #Paw Patrol The Movie #Rocky

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Hey Zuma! I got you a present!

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Thank you so much!!! I love it, it's so fluffy and cuddly!! Now I need a name for this clownfish! What about... Zuri?"

#MY SWEET BOY GOT HIS FIRST PLUSHIE #I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE INTERACT WITH ASKBLOGS LIKE THIS!!!!! #IT MAKES FOR SO MANY COOL AND FUNNY AND CUTE SITUATIONS #Zuma #My Art

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So, according to the poll results, next gifsets will be Chase's and Zuma's, right?

I'll make another poll for Liberty, Skye and Rubble later, when I'll be working on Zuma's gifset.

#At least making gifs don't take as long as drawing fanarts

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Paw Patrol: The Movie - Rocky Appreciation Gifset

Bonus his utter disbelief upon seeing the very first traffic jam of his life, apparently:

Welcome to the big city, pups XD

#Yes I edited two of these to put two scenes together in one XD #Feel free to use these! #Paw Patrol #Paw Patrol Movie #Paw Patrol The Movie #Rocky #Paw Patrol Rocky

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For Zuma, from that list you reblogged

"Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?"

Love your blog!

"I don't sleep with any stuffed animal... But I think I would like to have one for the colder nights. Maybe an aquatic animal?"

#Zuma my beloved #I looked at his pup house and was like “Nah it's too empty” #Someone please gift him a plushie lol #My Art #Zuma

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Well, I guess I can say we have a rocking winner who literally skyrocketed to victory in that poll XD Next Gifset post already in the works!

#Rocky #MY BELOVED #Tho I'm about to start a class tonight and then I'll be teaching for 3h straight so #Gifset post ONLY WAAAAAY LATER after that

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30 minutes left! 👀

Marshall's done already.

#Evening reblog

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🐾EMT marshall !!🚑

this is fanart from january i never posted :33

#EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND COME LOOK AT THIS CUTIE #HE'S AMAZING AND HE'S DOING HIS BEST AND I LOVE THIS PUP SO MUCH #OP your drawing IS SO CUTE I LOVE IT YOU'RE AMAZING #I've been meaning to try and draw EMT Marshall for a long time now too aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA still didn't get to do it #Marshall

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And to think I used THIS as one of the examples to explain you the basics about Genetics XD

Marshall is Deaf?

I know that he's a cartoon but can't help to think of an AU where he's deaf. Also maybe the reason why he's clumsy is because of his genes that causes him having blue eyes since it's rare to see a Dalmatian have blue eyes.

#I like to think as he grows older Ryder will make him hearing aid devices #But just like how people don't use them 24/7 Marshall would need another way to keep communication whenever he's not using it #Which means this pup will also become the best lip reader ever in existence #And since he already knows how to speak normally he can keep doing that even if he can't hear himself well as he loses his hearing #Deaf Marshall just keeps holding up entire conversations like nobody's business it's like NOTHING happened at all throughout the years #Marshall #Paw Patrol Headcanons

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@littlegoodpups this one sure applies to you 💜

Facing heavy assignment week, getting some burnout so I draw a little something to motivate myself. Dunno if any of you need this but I sure do.

#IMPORTANT #Thanks for blessing us with this adorable and powerful motivation #Marshall

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Rocky picked the worst time possible to smell a sewage contaminated Zuma.

#And just this Saturday I was in a bus crossing flooded areas to get back home after work #And I commented to my friends that I wouldn't want to make Zuma go in there to unclog the sewers #Bc he would be stinking so bad afterwards he'd need several baths to get rid of the smell #Not to mention he could get sick with the polluted water XD #AND THEN YOU GO AND POST THIS #I'M WHEEZING #THE PERFECT TIMING #Zuma #Rocky

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Marshall's done already.

#Paw Patrol #Gifset #Chase #Skye #Rocky #Rubble #Zuma #Liberty #Paw Patrol Chase #Paw Patrol Skye #Paw Patrol Rocky #Paw Patrol Rubble #Paw Patrol Zuma #Paw Patrol Liberty

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Hello again, the 'Ryder's Parents' theory anon back again (need to come back w a better name fr) and that whole thing w 'why do the dogs talk?' got me thinking of my own theory. Now i gotta preface this by saying i'm only just getting into the show like, seriously? I watched some episodes w my baby brother and got hooked, haven't really watched the movie yet but i know abt the 'one of kitties start talking thanks to the comet' thing, so that's what i'm mostly basing this theory off of

So like... the thing giving superpowers and the ability to talk is a meteor, right? Right. My crazy theory here is that its not the first time a meteor like that hit the earth. A similar one hit the planet during the dinosaur extinction thing (to my knowledge it wasn't a single huge one, there were a few more) and ended up affecting the area around it, giving the life forms around it (in this case, the precursors of dogs) the ability to be able to speak. So!! Humans don't care bc from their perspective, dogs have been able to talk since always. Humans and dog probably have an even closer relationship in the paw patrol universe compared to our reality, since they probably evolved really close together and all!! As for how do some cats (like Wild and his crew) talk naturally... idk honestly. Maybe there was another, much smaller meteor they just happened to near of? Idk i'm just building this

Btw, i found it really found you just went like 'cats probably could talk but they just choose not to' bc i'm. P sure that was the same thing the Cat from Coraline says when asked abt why he talks in the Other World. He kind of implies he COULD talk in the normal world, he just doesn't wanna :P peak cattitude fr

I think i'm gonna start signing my asks? I like stars and sparkles so... -💖🌟✨️💫 <- this'll do

YEAH THAT'S INDEED PEAK CATTITUDE LMAOOO I LOVE THAT CAT IN THE CORALINE MOVIE and if you have cats or knows someone who does, you'll notice they don't meow to interact between themselves, save when they're babies or to show aggressiveness. They keep mostly to body/smell language. And meows to humans! Because humans are idiots who are never getting over the need to vocalize for communication XD

IRL cats can literally talk (their own language) but they're beyond that- they dumb their communication down into sounds just because we are not at their level and they still want us to give them their grub. It's free food, why wouldn't they want it??

As for the meteor theory? YOU'RE SO RIGHT IT COULD'VE HAPPENED TOO!!! And makes a lot of sense!!

And ayyyyy, welcome to the world of Paw Patrol!! XD I'm new here myself too! I only started watching it back in January. I had friends from my local furry group recommending this show to me for years now and Idk why I didn't watch it before. I guess my brain is just that stubborn. It knew I'd get hooked and couldn't afford being hooked into both Transformers and Paw Patrol at the same time. Now that I've slowed down on Transformers, it finally decided to let me get into another show and Paw Patrol was the chosen one to be watched XD

Will you remember all the emojis every time? Though that's a very smart idea and I like it!! I think I'm gonna refer to you as my Sparkly Anon in this case!

#Sparkly Anon #It has a nice ring to it #Paw Patrol #Paw Patrol Headcanons