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Chop chop chop 🪓🪓🪓

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✨🏈✨🏈✨

#the world stopped for a minute #super bowl 2024

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joe 20 seconds into the black dog

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'THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT' bus spotted in London!

📸 elenacarballodomingos

#hilarious

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thinking about "knew he was a killer first time that i saw him, wonder how many he girls he had loved and left haunted, but if he's a ghost then i can be a phantom" because WELL

#d-y-i-n-g

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Got an ouchy head this morning Morgan?

Got a reallllyyyyyy queasy tummy for sure 🤪 Been awhile since I overdid it like that!

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Taylor’s been on tumblr for four months and we still have not gotten any kind of acknowledgement or explanation of this gif:

WELL I DEMAND ANSWERS.

#silly goose on the loose

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The critics are changing their minds about TTPD

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/26/entertainment/taylor-swift-album-quick-to-judge/index.html

#it does just keep getting better and better with every listen #but even if you were too overloaded to appreciate it on the first #I don’t understand how the logical conclusion couldve been ‘she shouldn’t work with Jack’

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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol

#pbs kids for sure (we didn’t have cable) #watched a lot of Arthur

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good morning did you know by all accounts she almost drowned when she was six in frigid water

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Well let’s not do that again 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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And you say I abandoned the ship / But I was going down with it / My white knuckle dying grip 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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I’m blaming this Friday night mental collapse on the delightful combo of TTPD and alcohol. Proceed with caution, kids. Cant wait until therapy on Monday 🫡

#sorry sorry sorry

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"i thought that i was better safe than starry-eyed" has me on the floor

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Is there a more young [single, forever [and pathetically] alone] millennial experience than [drunk] calling you mom, [tearfully] to explain that Bingo has it so rough because Bluey is a selfish oblivious [also obv a child] older sibling— than for your dad [who answered the phone because it’s 10pm and mom is in the tub] to say that you should shake it off because you’re a good kid and everything is fine [while hiding generations of pain behind his eyes because he’s secretly the world’s biggest softy [and he can’t say that it in words because he’s the dad and is just funny and fun but also because he’s never seen Bluey]]?

#this makes no fucking sense ignore me #Morgan’s parents

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PHOTO TAKEN JUST BEFORE DISASTER

#ugh puke but also ugh hot

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#poor Sam