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already can't pretend to care about the male loneliness epidemic because it isn't real but listening to the way men actually talk about their friends/what they think friendship entails makes me care even less sorry

#hello like you cant keep friends because you dont show up in friendships #you think shes manipulating you pulling you along like that #you wanted her and couldnt have her but she still wants you around #because she never wanted you like that but she did like being with you. and in this instance feeling safe #but you dropped her because you didnt get her way #which was a slap in the face to her she thought you were genuine #now her understanding of you is altered #you may have even had a chance if you stuck by being her friend #not that thats a good reason to stand by it #but women are attracted to good men and good men are good with no expectations #literally shooting yourself in the foot #and DEFINITELY blowing your friendship up #and so. so many are like this #sorry op just rambling

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#REAL

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#i can't imagine most white supremacists are actual swifties #i guess this means by virtue of her being white her music is inherently better? #but like...listen to it... #not even a supremacist can think that's better than just about anything else

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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry

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>wake up in treehouse >hungover from root beer >late for my job as ice cream taster at candy mountain >stumble to cardboard box to drive to work >don't have enough imagination to make it go >try to take my bike >get pulled over by toy soldier for having a girly bike >get sentenced to a saturday of homework and to watch baby shows like barney >thank him for his service >fired from job >go to candy store >stumble home hyper >wake up for another big day

I LOVE LIVING IN KIDWORLD, THE ONLY FUN COUNTRY ON EARTH

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker

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Transphobes make being trans sound so cool. Like trans men sound like they are possessed by the devil? That sounds AWSOME .

#also what the fuck is this person on #granted its been years since ive heard jammi but spooky??? fucking spooky? huh??

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girls should be allowed to be boys

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childhood was painful but at least my brain was underdeveloped enough to keep vibing back then. take me back

#THIS IS MY PROBLEM #by god i dont miss hs or earlier it was fukcing BAD #but at least i wasnt responsible for everything #at least i had hope

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They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy