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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over

my gay wolf ass:

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

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#fucked up little beast the olm

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artist tips

don’t save as jpeg

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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Bothering the beast

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what the fuck, man

#my fuckass cat wiggling his hands at me while i walk by and getting his claw caught on my pants

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finally. forty year old man (i am actually under my country’s legal fucking drinking age)

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

#feels correct i think

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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excuse me youre telling me worms have a clit

clitellum or “saddle”. it’s a part of their reproductive anatomy and often crucial to identifying the species!

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sometimes you are simply not the target audience

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Please reblog/reply with where and why! I'm curious :)

#skyrim #if i’m anywhere but Cold assume i don’t want to be where i am