senjutsunade

[senjutsunade]

Naruto in Stuido Ghibli style

#“Tragic Trinity” ; Sannin #“Flames of Redemption” ; Tsunade #“Hand of Sorrow” ; Orochimaru #“Wilful Blindness” ; Jiraiya

[senjutsunade]

一些悲伤的回忆

#“Flames of Redemption” ; Tsunade #Goadime Hokage #Senju Tsunade #Konoha's Slug Princess #Slug Sannin

[senjutsunade]

How dare he? How dare he?

[Text - 12:53 pm]: Red velvet.

[Text - 12:53 pm]: You're paying.

[Text - 12:54 pm]: Heathen!!

[Text - 12:54 pm]: Be glad I'm on the other end of the building and these tax documents are holding me captive or I'd have shoved all those incomplete reports down your throat.

[Text - 12:54 pm]: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Text - 12:55 pm]: And I want a vanilla latte. Steaming. Not cold like your empty soul.

Sustenance? Rich coming from the one who survived a whole month on Poki and granola bars or a dare from Anko?

@konohagakurekakashi

Detective Verse - #Blind Incandescence

[Text - 12:44 pm]: Can you NOT focus on the formatting and actually work on FINISHING your reports for ONCE?

She isn't mentioning how they are actually HER reports that he is being made to type.

[Text - 12:46pm]: Yare, yare...and here I thought to provide some striking, visual stimulation in a drab, corporate environment.

[Text - 12:47pm]: Also, can these really be considered as /my/ reports, Tsunade-sama?

He highly doubts this, seeing as he's always been more of a coffee-ring-napkin kind of guy.

#v; blindincandescence #Detective AU #Hatake Kakashi #Senju Tsunade #How dare you say that about cake?!!! #Unforgivable! #You're lucky this is the modern verse #Or Kakashi would be stuck with D ranks for a whole year. #>_>

[senjutsunade]

[Text - 12:49 pm]: .....

[Text - 12:49 pm]: Since you clearly have energy to spare, once you are done with the box you were working on, you can proceed to find the next one behind my desk.

[Text - 12:50 pm]: And lets call it your assignment instead of your reports if that title soothes your wretched soul.

She wonders why she deals with the lot. Each. One. Of. Them. ANNOYING.

@konohagakurekakashi

Detective Verse - #Blind Incandescence

[Text - 12:44 pm]: Can you NOT focus on the formatting and actually work on FINISHING your reports for ONCE?

She isn't mentioning how they are actually HER reports that he is being made to type.

[Text - 12:46pm]: Yare, yare...and here I thought to provide some striking, visual stimulation in a drab, corporate environment.

[Text - 12:47pm]: Also, can these really be considered as /my/ reports, Tsunade-sama?

He highly doubts this, seeing as he's always been more of a coffee-ring-napkin kind of guy.

#Blind Incandescence #V; Detectie #Senju Tsuande #Uchiha Itachi #Hatake Kakashi

[senjutsunade]

♠♣♥♦

So here's my question....

Would Tsunade ever remember her password & would Kakashi ever open his emails?

I think they are made to sit through the torment because that is the only way to get their attention. Unfortunate, though.

I'm more curious to know how they cornered those two into actually attending the meeting. Must have taken an endless amount of cunning - which of course Koharu possesses under those endless wrinkles.

As for future selves...speak for yourself. e-e*

Endless amount of snark and whinging is what shall be the product of said scenario. I'm game if you are. Nothing gives me more pleasure than to whine about work. xD

@konohagakurekakashi

|| Tsunade and Kakashi giving each other the side-eye every time they are forced to sit in yet another council meeting that could have been an email.

Loathe, yet forced to listen to the sweet, kill me now, soundtrack of Koharu-sama's gums siphoning the life out of an agar jelly cube.

Anmitsu aside...Is it just me or does it seem like they are seated in the presence of their future selves?...Why is there no such thing as a decent retirement package in the Hidden Leaf? Do they not deserve the rest?

Demo, the joint torture would surely make for some interesting scenarios @senjutsunade ^^''

#konohagakurekakashi #Hokage Hell #I stand by my statement...Orochimaru should have been given the post!! #...now imagine him dealing with the old flea bags #xDDD

[senjutsunade]

Who says I coped? I clearly did not. uwu'' @konohagakurekakashi

You won't be thanking us for the interest soon, @minaa-munch. Lol. You know you tend to get obsessed and yeahhh.

Anyhow - as Hokage's this be our burden till the end of times. So get ready to spend your surviving neurons in service of your village.

NOSTALGIA!

T_T

@konohagakurekakashi

@minaa-munch

#Kage Post

[senjutsunade]

Notes from the Trio-Kage Meeting - 02/18/2024

Dusts off her desk and places the newly bought sake bottles on the somewhat clean (hah-SNIZUNE WE NEED GENNIN TO CLEAN UP THIS HELLHOLE!) surface.

"Hmmm...what even....?"

Scowls at the chicken scratch that just happens to be sparklepuff's writing.

"Stupid.....glitter blinded.....gremlin...."

Its takes a n added minute or two for the script to make sense.

"Ah - - so the plan is resurrection. No we aren't building a zombie army but the plot-holes need to be addressed because seemingly too many innocent civilians were lost to them."

It sounded like a joke....but only if it were one. Sigh.

"Back to world-building because we were dumb enough to be Hokage's so the headache is of course ours. I mean...I still think the job should have been given to Orochimaru. Being Hokage would have meant he never would have had time for evilness and all three of us would have been spared."

Cue deadpan. Cue cursing stupid old men who think they know better but then go ahead and die at the hands of their favorite students (that is karma for you sensei!!) and leave all the paperwork for those who never wanted it.

Things to do:

Organize Konoha Google Folder (shared with all three)

Update Tumblr - Verse Status (file in folder)

Review head-canons

Update all threads on Google-Dive for better access. ☼ Ten Miles too Close - Done. ☼ Rinne-Whoops - FS will try to make sense of it?! I tried. Copied as much as I could find. But someone needs to make sense of it, still. ☼ There is a random Modern AU - courtesy of CI - and just been named Whiskey and Whimsy. I added that to a document too.

Goal is to have as much organized as we can by our next meeting. Also, you two need to buy me a lot of sake for all this insanity.

@konohagakurekakashi & @minaa-munch

#Kage Post #minaa-munch #konohagakurekakashi

[senjutsunade]

NOSTALGIA!

T_T

@konohagakurekakashi

@minaa-munch

#Should have stayed away! #sniff sniff

[senjutsunade]

Well he asked for it, right?

And so the Warlock turned munchkin (didn't they just make a perfect pair?) picks up the orb with a shrug and smacks it hard against a rock. Blinks as it slowly cracks and smirks.

"Guess what twinkle-dumb? You ain't entirely dumb after all." the blonde crouched down to pick up the orb that had fallen once she had smacked it against the rock a fourth time, and picks it up, a large grin on her child-like face. "Should we try it one more time?"

Somehow, in situations like these, she always forgot that she did have access to some magic that could have been employed to make things simpler and less...destructive.

But its the result that matters and not how you get there, right?

@minaa-munch

Chibi hands whacked the darn creature only to have a cloud of glitter explode from him, making her yelp, fall back and start coughing. "Stupid Twinkle-dumb!!"

Cue an exasperated exhale followed by fingers threading within blond locks as he buried his face in an open palm.

The next time he encountered the bandage-covered goon of a creature, he was going to banish him to another dimension.

And maybe turn him into a weed. A particularly foul smelling one.

Minato wasn’t new to inter-clan-politics and power skirmishes, but he drew the line at energy theft. It was how he, a renowned celestial mage, had been reduced to a mere fraction of his power.

Literally, that is. He was the size of an Ametarasu-forsaken sprite and soon, he would be nothing but a spectre. The soul orb that contained him wouldn’t stop until it had the entirety of his magical essence.

What’s worse - a blond little witchling had stumbled across his little prison and demanded he come with her (something about a mean itchy floof - whatever the heck that was). She had then proceeded to try and crack it open.

That too literally, by smacking it against a rock. Repeatedly.

Blast it all to a kami-forsaken time pocket “Maybe you should try again.” He quipped unhelpfully from somewhere within.

Twinkle-dumb was new though.

#fantasy verse #is this how it began? XD #I have no idea what we're doing anymore by the way #not the slightest #and Minato is doomed to be imprisoned in a tiny space because reality cant handle the magnitude of his sparkles #minaa-munch

[senjutsunade]

[V; Blind Incandescence] [Text 0230] For the record, I knew it. That was shoddy plotting.

[Text 02:31] I warned you. No one messes with her Ramen. But you refused to listen. After last time she knew you'd try something.

[Text 02:31] So its on you, idiot.

[Text 02:32] My plan was perfect. Your execution was flawed.

@minaa-munch

#ITS ALWAYS THE RAMEN!

[senjutsunade]

[Text 22:10] I'm only going to ask you once. Did you put Naruto in charge of pantry management?

[Text 22:15] ....no clue what you mean.

@uchihaa-itachi

#I just saw this now. #And had the urge to respond #WHY #Maybe the answer is YES #Blame the sake #Blame yourself #Should have done it before Naru got to it!! #Or blame Kakashi. #Ideally blame Kakashi!

[senjutsunade]

The baby sannin and the Senju. OK IDEAS UNDER THE CUT

Keep reading

#Tsunade's broody friend #Hah #Tsunade #Orochimaru #Jiraiya #baby sannin

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10 bucks that tsunade would have braided hashirama’s hair

#Tsuna #Hashirama #Senju Clan

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how are you ruined?

Ruined by Fury

You are angry. You are angry and everyone knows it. The fire within you will not die, cannot die. For if it dies, you won’t have a reason to burn. Your rage simmers close to your chest, it boils near something you won’t touch. You are angry because it is easier than anything else. You are angry because you choose it over pain. You are ruined because you cannot feel anything but your own ire.

Tagged by: @shatteredxlookingxglass

Tag ur it: Anyone who wishes to do it~

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Dan: Tsu, can you do me a favor?

Tsunade: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.

Dan: Cool I guess ? Can you do the dishes please?

Tsunade: No.

#This #THIS!!!! #HEAD CANON!!

[senjutsunade]

imagine being a freshly graduated konoha genin and you’re walking down the street with your team while your squad leader tells you about the most powerful ninjas in the village, the three sannin and your eyes are the size of dimes in awe and idolization. you want to be just like them. and then he points to a bar just down the way and is like “that’s all three of them right there” and one of them is puking in the street while the other two point and laugh. it’s two in the afternoon and they’re all clearly very drunk. absolutely shitfaced. you suddenly wish you’d decided to become an accountant like your mother wanted.

#Like...I can't even say this wouldn't happen #u_u''' #Sannin stuff