“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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the case for mark kastelic
that's my arizona-born hockey player
1. dressed up as jesus for halloween and pulled this face
2. is, as far as anyone knows, the only player to ever have recorded his first nhl fight and first nhl goal at the exact same time
3. now. I have no proof of this but I'm pretty sure he grew his hair out so his fights would look more dramatic
3.5 (this one probably should've been switched with #3 tbh) like to get into a good fight!!
4. is but ~670ish game away from being the person in his family who has played in the most nhl games. the agony of never living up to your family's legacy etc etc
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THE QUEEN DIED!!!! SHOUTOUT 2 JAMAICA 🇯🇲 SHOUTOUT INDIA 🇮🇳 SHOUTOUT NIGERIA 🇳🇬 SHOUTOUT NEW ZEALAND 🇳🇿 SHOUTOUT THE BAHAMAS 🇧🇸 SHOUTOUT GRENADA 🇬🇩 SHOUTOUT PAPUA NEW GUINEA 🇵🇬 SHOUTOUT TUVALU 🇹🇻 SHOUTOUT PAKISTAN 🇵🇰 SHOUTOUT GHANA 🇬🇭 SHOUTOUT UGANDA 🇺🇬 SHOUTOUT KENYA 🇰🇪 SHOUTOUT BARBADOS 🇧🇧 SHOUTOUT IRELAND 🇮🇪 AND SHOUTOUT 2 ANY I MISSED I LOVE YALL THIS ONE GOES OUT 2 YOU!!!!!!!! 🥂🍻🍺🥂🍻🍺
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personally, i would not dickride this homphobic racist as much as kevin hayes does, however thats just me
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THIS IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE
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Panelist @ NHL draft: the kid can skate
Me:
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josh norris waves to his family in detroit
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pierre dorion forgetting giroux's name just to bring sens fans' expectations down a little
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brady tkachuk being claude giroux’s captain is so fucking funny
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PHF is going to Montreal!!
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