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replaying games that you know the end to but you still feel bad about be hittin different in quarantine

#yes this is about undertale #and deltarune too kinda #sans stop making me feel bad

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so i’ve been watching avatar with a friend who’s never seen it before and during episode six, the one where katara helps the sad imprisoned earthbenders, they’re kept on a metal prison in the middle of the ocean and my friend said “chemically speaking, isn’t metal earth??”

me, wanting to talk about how epic toph is but also knowing i shouldn’t spoil:

#atla #atla toph

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i love that feeling when you know a song is good but you can’t quite remember the melody and then you listen to it and it’s even bETTER THAN YOU REMEMBER i hope that feeling has a name

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its saturday rb saturday shorts (x)

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character prompts based on whose line is it anyway

constantly trying to quote movies but never remembers how it goes

older person that keeps pretending they’re still in their 20′s

scared that their mom will find out

about to hold a surprise party for their dog but they’re late

has a horribly boring life that any exciting thing makes them overjoyed

thinks that everyone around them has something to hide

won a beauty contest years ago and still wears the banner everywhere they go

used to have some fame and now hates when no one recognizes them

stole candy when they were like 7 and still feels guilty

shapes their life around the knight’s code

wants to be a ghost and regularly practices

time traveler who keeps trying to blend in but never remembers what time they’re in

has an instrument and plays it at every possible moment (bonus points if they keep ruining the moment)

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Cartoons as John Mulaney Quotes

Steven Universe: When you get kidnapped, not if, when.

Avatar the Last Airbender: I have had a very long day. I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.

Gravity Falls: You know those days when you’re like this might as well happen?

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power: I know I’m never gonna be president. Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

Over the Garden Wall: That tall child looks terrible. Get some rest tall child.

Twelve Forever: You remember being twelve when you were like no one look at me or I’ll kill myself

Infinity Train: Nah, sister. You’re not getting me to a secondary location.

Star vs the Forces of Evil: My lands stretch across this one bedroom

Adventure Time: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.

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Ways people draw elf ears:

Slightly pointy

Very pointy

Triangles

Stitch ears

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I feel like Jack is throwing some shade at us in the extended version of Keyman.

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So I don’t read the patch notes so when I heard Joker got nerfed I just saw someone say that Arsene was shorter and my dumbass literally thought they meant this

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he did

NOT

go to

mushroom medical school

for

8 years

for you

NOT

to use his full name

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Pokemon fusions

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being excited over youtubers getting pets was a simpler time

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Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone shops too much with credit cards? Or like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake? Or like when someone eats too much chocolate cake and then barfs it up? Executive Producer: Dick Wolf.

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It’s so true…

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It!

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me too steven