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“I know you,” she said. And you like me anyway? Percy wanted to ask, but he held it back.

The Mark of Athena - Heroes of Olympus

((inspo))

#pjo

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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One of my hips always tells the truth and the other always lies

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Jamie-Lee O'Donnell as Michelle Mallon in Derry Girls (2018—2022)

#derry girls

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HEY WAIT A MINUTE

I thought ppl made up Cardassians bickering to flirt to fit their Garashir fics. YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME???

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert 

#Eeoao

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS ⇢ 1x03 | WE VISIT THE GARDEN GNOME EMPORIUM

#pjo

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OLIVER, THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!! 🥹

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.