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Don’t open a bottle of champagne around me unless you want a tiny chair for your joint or other tiny objects.

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Chappell Roan on The Late Show

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i miss her

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pete+andy selfies

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stop putting boobs on the computer!! I can't suck them from in there!!!

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I liked three of your posts I literally can’t hint any harder

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Open up!!!

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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the thing with twitter now putting verified accounts at the top in replies and having ads still mixed in is that sometimes it makes it look like the ad is responding to the tweet it’s underneath and it is sometimes unintentionally hilarious

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𝙵ree to use𓈒 ྐ🐾 60ｘ60 〜

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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Even if your thirsty you can't drink anything in the lab, no not wven if it bubbles and tastes good

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My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

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Is Nahlaverse Ozzie asexual? I know that's your headcanon for the Gotham version, but I can't remember if you've ever mentioned if it's the case for your guy.

🕺 Yessss he is 🕺

Bonus : a little section from chapter 9 of penguin and the peacock ( chapter not published yet )

#gotham

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