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this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

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MARINA! MARINA DON’T JUST STAND THERE PLAYING KEYTAR UR WIFE GOT BUBBLE-JUICE IN HER EYE!!! MARINA HELP HER!!!

MARINA, PLEASE, YOUR WIFE’S EYES!!

MARINA!!!!

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HAPPYT BRITHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YR OLD GL WITH EXAMS HAVE A GOOD DAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU ATLAS!!!! THANK YOU!!!

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Good evening, Tumblr. It's my birthday TODAY!

#and im at college #doing finals work #and stressing out over it LOL #it'll be alright #my boyfriend got me some cool stuff and i've gotten some good birthday wishes #so thats always nice!

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I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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angry videogame nerd from the world of smells and odors: what were they STINKING

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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

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by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

#JKDSKJASD #BIBLE

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Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

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imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid