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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

#million note post to me

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i’m at my clits end

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i think at the end of every war they should dump a cooler full of blood on the president

#i think ab roger fisher and the negotiation project constantly

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"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

#🛰️ #voyager my best friend

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#yes

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#AHAHAHA

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

#soooo close yall

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is it normal to be fucking balling extremely hard for no damn reason fuck you

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hard stance

#the destructive urge to send this to my boss (we are motion graphic designers)

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

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Reblog with your score

#19 if it’s only ones i’ve played fully through #but i have tried like 25-30 of these

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Some discarded ideas for the DE poster project

#these are so oooooo good #art #disco elysium

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lmaooo

#i see sooo many of these on the road. i feel so safe 🙌

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Im curious.

#immediately dipped out of the 100

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always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

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thousands of years apart, ships are burning

find me on instagram!

#art