sometimes? i just be holding my titty
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I know the sign says “It’s not what you think,” but I’m pretty sure it’s because the guy in front of me didn’t flush.
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itsmollybiotch
he’s v cautious to weed out the thots
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if I was famous I would 100% create a blog in my own fandom and then make speculative posts like ‘I bet she sits in her underwear watching the phantom of the opera eating animal crackers’ and ideally I would get internet hate for my weirdly specific speculation but in reality that would be exactly what I was doing and the jokes on everyone
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maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???
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do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
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Source https://img00.deviantart.net/18af/i/2016/133/1/7/nelson_mandela_mandala_by_trensun-da2cnzs.jpg
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Things I have learned from cat planet
$15.99 is the price of a regular cat planet
Thorns are dangerous and they’ll make you eat soup/cheese
You don’t shove your face into a clod of mud, that’s not how you mow the lawn
The cat planet village is great and is the most delicious pie Raocow has ever eaten
The middle of a planet doesn’t count as a planet
There’s a reason why all the lava is locked up in the middle of the earth, its to keep out of our cats and our planets
Lava doesn’t co operate very well with angels
Its dangerous to be exposed to hotness when mining for ore-oil
Lavarolarolalama is very popular with the ladies
I am not a dude, I have a dress
Northward is “Up” in cat planet cat planet cat planet
Sometimes its confusing and you get your face smushed up into confetties
Raocow wouldn’t believe that with a saucepan
There are many ways to make an “ee” sound
The letter H is the loneliest of planets
Crows are not cats at all
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