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Courtney: Emily, you can't test love. When I met Scarlet, it seemed she was more in love with her best friend than with me.

Scarlet: Babe, they've got those Loco Tocos Ian loves so I was wondering if I can borrow some money so I can get him some!

Courtney: No, you got him a present yesterday.

#Courtney Matlock #Scarlet Wilison #Ian McCarthy #Emily Matlock #The Princess And The Goth #Irish Blogging #Matlock Sisters #source: Scrubs

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[texting]

Chloe: Where are you?

Sam: Currently helping McCarthy look for his bag of Skittles that I ate.

#Chloe Jackaon #Sam Shepard #Ian McCarthy #Team Loyalty #source: ???

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Ian: Hey, you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Jason: What is wrong with you? You're a hazard to yourself

Darcy: And a coward. Do twenty.

#Ian McCarthy #Jason Rojas #Darcy McCarthy #The McCarthy Siblings #source: Tumblr

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Jenna: I'm attracted to intelligence.

Ryan: Then why the FUCK do I go to the gym everyday.

#Jenna Castro #Ryan Castro #Crazy Love #source: Funhaus

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Darcy: I thought the CVS guy was going to ask me to join the rewards program but he said 'enjoy your night' so I said 'not today, thanks' and left.

#Darcy McCarthy #source: Twitter

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Scarlet: What do you Catholic people think the 'bad place' is gonna be for you?

Ian: I'll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I'll be waiting for the base to drop and it- [gets choked up] it'll never come!

#Scarlet Wilison #Ian McCarthy #Irish Blogging #source: The Good Place

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Shawn: You have failed me for the last time, McCarthy.

Ian: No, don't worry. I will continue to fail you.

#Shawn Matthews #Ian McCarthy #Reluctant Protege #source: Texts

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Jack: I like being a sociopath, you know. I'm not burdened by things like guilt or love.

#Jack Quinn #source: The Vampire Diaries

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Ian: [at Shawn & Aja's wedding] I just have one thing to say to all of you beautiful people. Each and everyone of you. Does any of you have any god damn weed?

#Ian McCarthy #source: The Gay And Wondrous Life Of Caleb Gallo

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Jack: I am the victim of a hate crime!

Gabby: That's not what a hate crime is.

Jack: Well I hated it!

#Jack Quinn #Gabby Mason #source: The Office

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Darcy: Shepard used to be nice.

Sam: I try to walk the line of chaotic-neutral.

Ian: Yeah, then you fuckin' fell off it.

#Darcy McCarthy #Sam Shepard #Ian McCarthy #source: Achievement Hunter

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Jack: Have I ever lied to you guys?

Ryan: All the time!

Ashton: Every night.

Jenna: Every day!

#Jack Quinn #ryan castro #Ashton Wyatt #Jenna Castro #The Villains #source: WWE

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Shawn: I'm going to ask you to be respectful here.

Ian: I will politely decline.

#Shawn Matthews #Ian McCarthy #Reluctant Protege #source: Psych

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Shawn: I would never say this to Aja's face, but she is a wonderful person and really smart.

Jason: Why- Why wouldn't you say that to her face?!

#Shawn Matthews #Jason Rojas #Aja Colins #Serious Singing #source: The Office

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Sally: He went to college at a place called Mit.

Scarlet: M-I-T.

Sally: I know how to spell it!

#Sally Lincoln #Scarlet Wilison #Blogger Buddies #source: Modern Family

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Jason: I think your calculations may have been off.

Mark: Well they can't be off if you don't do any.

#Jason Rojas #Mark Sagong #Mile High Club #source: Steven Universe

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Ian: Things we didn't do; Start The Fire, Shoot The Deputy.

Darcy: Things we did; Tried To Fight It, Shot The Sheriff, Built This City On Rock-And-Roll.

Scarlet: Things we will do; Survive, Rock you.

Sally: Things we won't do; Get Fooled Again, Back Down, That.

#Ian McCarthy #Darcy McCarthy #Scarlet Wilison #Sally Lincoln #The Meme Team #source: Facebook