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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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sort of random line up of some pjo characters. might do some others later idk

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unblock me i had a prophetic vision involving you that concerns the fate of the universe

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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I would fall into the pits of hell with you rather than face the thought you might suffer alone. A powerful goddess erased all my memories but she couldn’t make me forget the sound of your laugh. You are my tether to mortality and the hand that saved me from drowning. The first time you kissed me I caused a seismic volcanic earthquake. When I met Aphrodite I thought she looked like you. The divine rulers of this universe fear I might burn down the world if you asked. And I would. Without hesitation. Do you get it? Do you understand?

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But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim

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Okay but my favorite revelation of the Newest Olympian interview with Walker Scobell is that as much as he hates the age gap between Luke and Annabeth, he wants to play jealous Percy. He's such a Percabeth shipper someone help him

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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fuck w me

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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

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DOES IT DRIVE YOU CRAZY JUST HOW FAST THE NIGHT CHANGES

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this might be my favourite reaction to ttpd

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the moral of percy jackson is that the universe is just full of shitty dads