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Self care isn’t the same for everybody or every situation. Sometimes self care is taking the easier path because the more difficult way will take too big a toll on you. Sometimes it’s doing the harder thing because it’s better for you in the long run. And sometimes it’s simply giving yourself permission to take a break and do something just for you 🍁

What does self care look like for you? 💖

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*** Big dig energy.

#gmm #good mythical morning

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I’ll put this here. I don’t want it but you can have it. ❤️❤️

#gmm #good mythical morning #rhett and link #cotton candy randy

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Just your local reminder that failure is inevitable and all it means is that you’ve got an opportunity to improve and come back stronger!

#positivity #encouragement

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a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

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Im back, bitches

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You: What's your favorite video game genre?

Me: Character creation screen.

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I’m fucking deaddd

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...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

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does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

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every time I remember that drag race season 1 was filmed in 2009 and not 1993 my body physically convulses

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someone: how are you 

me: if fahrenheit 451, 1984, and brave new world were released today as tv shows, they could become a superwholock