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Hey!! Can you share your regulily headcanons?

I just got into them and I'm OBSESSED

I would love to <3

Lily steals Regulus' clothes whenever she can

They are obsessed with candlelit dinners and it is their go-to date night

Regulus and Lily annotate books with little commentary and love notes before giving them to each other borrow

Regulus likes to play the piano, and Lily cannot play the piano in the slightest even though Reg has tried to teach her

Lily brags about her garden (it is Regulus' garden)

Whenever Lily needs to buy Regulus a gift it is always a candle that reminds her of him <3

They go star gazing frequently

Lily and Regulus both insist that they are better at potions than the other

Regulus is really good at chess, and Lily is bad at chess but insists that she is a master at it to annoy Reg

Lily will do anything to annoy Regulus cause she likes how he blushes when he's annoyed

They are so anti-PDA but they are so touchy feely when so one is looking

I could go on forever, I love them <3

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thinking about line cook barty and waitress lily again. hate each other but forced to work in close proximity. she’s got a work uniform that’s pink and clashes with her hair but works anyway. he’s covered in tattoos and most of them are bad. they’re bickering across the window at each other. she sends in orders wrong to fuck with him. they keep accidentally leaving for their smoke breaks at the same time and now he knows that she smokes reds. she orders the same thing from the kitchen every time, so he has it made and in the window when they’re closing. she wiping her eyes and hiding in the kitchen because a customer was a huge dick to her, and he’s yelling “you good?” across the window to her. he’s wearing a backwards baseball cat always, and the kitchen is bumping hot girl rap / spanish hits / johnny cash, and she’s holding two scalding hot plates with each hand and her red ponytail is whipping around as she runs the food out of the kitchen to the table, and he’s burning shit on the stove thinking about how nice her legs look, and she’s watching him carry stuff up from dry storage in the basement and her mouth is running dry, and she’s asking him for two specials on the fly because she forgot to send them in to the kitchen, but she’s smirking because she doesn’t care about fucking up his rhythm in the kitchen, and she’s thinking about how much her parents would be shocked if she brought this guy home and he’s thinking my mom would love her, and she’s on instagram in the bathroom and oh my fucking god why is he in a pic with her ex’s new boyfriend??

(and one day he comes in with a bandage on his neck, says it’s a new tattoo. everyone wants to know what it is, but he won’t say until one day the bandage finally comes off and it says lily)

@foursaints !!!!!

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happy birthday remus lupin you would have loved judging everyone’s spotify wrapped and the concept of gatekeeping

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I need an unhinged Barty

Give me a Barty who will hunt down hurt and kill for the people he loves

Give me a Barty who gets unhealthily obsessed with people

A Barty who, after Regulus died, cracked and used even more unforgivables, killed for fun, and tortured for sport

A Barty who heard Dorcas was killed and made it his personal mission to avenge her by any cruel means necessary

But when Evan died, a Barty who doesn’t even have rails to fly off of anymore. He kills anyone in his way, including death eaters, and he enjoys it. He is hardly on the death eaters side anymore but stays with them because of the pain they cause

And when he heard Pandora died, the sweet gentle soul of Pandora, he crumbled.

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Barty and James becoming besties after James and Reggie got together is an iconic thing to happen

especially at the point when really only the skittles know about the relationship, so noone has a clue that Barty and James are a duo

and then when they're seen helping each other with an injury half of Hogwarts loses their shit (because come on, Barty? and James?? being friends???)

the other half doesn't believe it until they see James dragging Barty away from a fight so he wouldn't get a detention and Barty actually letting him do so

meanwhile Sirius is having a stroke trying to figure out when the hell did James befriended Barty Crouch Jr. of all people

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dorcas' rival is meant to be james (being quidditch captains of enemy teams), and so people who aren't close to them assume they are rivals. and then dorcas and james will pass each other in the hallway and smile politely and ask how each other's day is.

and then dorcas will walk past one of the beater's on the gryffindor team/the weird lesbian that hangs around mary macdonald and the two of them will stop in their tracks just to insult each other and stand really close that people don't know if they're about to fight or start making out.

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Pirate James helping Princess Lily to run away from the oppression of her castle with her Royal Guard Remus thanks to his best friend Pirate Sirius he have meet one day on the see after the other runner away from his own house.

Lily and Sirius bonding over the fact they both gave up everything to live the free life they wanted to.

James and Remus becoming friends and swearing they will protect the two others against everything.

James falling in love with Lily and with time her reciprocating his feelings as she discover he's more than the mask he like to show.

Remus falling for Sirius and unexpectedly see his feelings being reciprocated.

Everything being perfect as they travel on the sea with their friends Pirate Peter, Pirate Marlene, Pirate Dorcas, Pirate Barty, Noble Evan, Noble Pandora and Commoner Mary (the 3 others also gave up everything to go on the sea) until one day they discover a body coming out of nowhere laying on the boat and meet Siren Regulus who was searching his brother.

The group discovering that in fact Sirius is not just a random noble who hated his family but a true siren and things becoming a mess of confusion and worries until James calm everything down.

After explanation they decide that Sirius is still Sirius and nothing change and decide to accept Regulus on the boat too.

And bam Black brothers bonding, the Skittles becoming friends and Jegulily happening because it's my favorite ship and I love adding them 😌.

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quillkiller nation, what is ‘the article’??? apparently it is equivalent to The Prank??? and all yall know about it???

i am but a curious mind that wants to be in the know thank you in advance xx

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Stargazer pulling up to prom like

Reg Lily

And everyone is just in SHOCK bc they're the most gorgeous couple there and they look weirdly powerful like that

James is trembling in the corner struggling to breathe

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jegulily fic recs (completed fics edition)

fluff:

My Lovers the Sunlight by nbdeathboy

put your love on me by xjustakay

Three Magi and a Christmas Tree by Chelonie

Party Games (this one's mine lol)

plot heavier:

first footings by wheresmejumper

A String of Consequences by semistrawberry

don't lets die as heroes by Kris678

The Prophets and the Kings (orphaned)

angst:

the way we meet again by Kris678

Ghost of You by mareywritess

i know what you did last summer by starryinthesky

nsfw:

Ice by soliloquy_dawn

bonus:

take thee, idiot by quidditery - wolfstar focus with several other ships but i do like the jegulily (it is a vee not a triad)

i just wanted a muffin by pad_footxscar24 - dorlene with background jegulily

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Someone to Care

Jegulily minific

Autistic James has a shutdown and is comforted by his boyfriend and girlfriend.

tw: self injurious thoughts, autistic shutdown, dissociation

The Gryffindor common room was packed. It was filled to the brim with sweaty, excited bodies, languid with liquor, and alight with victory. The Quidditch team had won their fifth game in a row this season, and everyone had thought it the perfect occasion for celebration.

Normally, James would agree with them, but right now, he was drowning.

James took in a deep lungful of air, trying to calm himself, but he regretted it immediately. The air was stale and sour with sweat and breath. It seemed that everyone in the bloody school had come to celebrate with them, save for the Ravenclaw team who'd lost that day. James could feel the swirling tendrils of energy building in his chest, clawing at his insides and begging to escape.

He wanted to scream. He wanted to run, and throw things, and smash everything in sight. He wanted to destroy and ruin. He wanted to hit something. He wanted to hit himself. God, he wanted to hit himself. Just a little punch to his head or his thigh. Maybe bang his head against the wall while he was at it.

Anything to stop feeling like this.

He was ready to crawl out of his skin because the music at this party was too loud, and everyone kept talking to him. How 'bout that win, Potter? And Great game! And Where'd you learn that trick you did in the last quarter? He had to smile and nod and engage in conversation all the while pretending that the flashing lights weren't hurting his eyes, and the music wasn't pulverizing his brain, and the unbearable heat of the common room wasn't suffocating him.

But he couldn't react. People didn't like it. They didn't like it when he complained or cried. They would just call him an attention seeking prat like always.

"Alright, James?" Frank frowned at him, looking at him strangely.

They were mid-conversation and James couldn't keep still. The intense energy in his body continued to grow, and James just nodded his head, trying his best to look like he was still listening to whatever Frank was saying.

But James' breathing was going wonky, and he could feel his hands starting to shake, so he shoved them in his pockets. He wanted to sink to the floor and sob. He wanted to shout for everyone to shut up for one bloody second.

But he was the optimist, the ray of sunshine. People depended on him to look at the glass half full. James had to be okay because he was always supposed to be okay. Right?

The awful pressure increased to a level that James feared he wouldn't be able to contain. The buzzing energy climbed up his chest and into his throat, tearing him apart. Just when he was positive he would burst, a dizzying fog washed over his brain, making his entire body go weak.

He needed to sit down. He needed to sit down right now, or he would collapse. James felt distant remorse for leaving a confused and annoyed Frank behind mid-conversation, but he was too weak and too far away in his brain to fully care.

James collapsed into an armchair, staring unseeingly down at the floor, feeling like he would never move again for the rest of his life. His body was leaden, an anchor at the bottom of the ocean.

People kept walking past, patting his shoulder and asking if he was okay, but he could only shake a half-hearted thumbs up in their direction. He wanted to tell everyone that no, he was not okay. He felt like he was drowning, dying, trapped in his mind, subjected to the continued torture of the heat and the lights and the noise.

But he couldn't speak. Just the thought of producing words was exhausting. He wanted to tell everyone to just stop talking to him and leave him alone, because their voices hurt. Why did everyone have to speak so loudly? But when he tried to talk, pain wrapped around his heart and squeezed, as if he would die if he uttered a single word, so he gave up on that altogether.

Soon, people assumed he was being an attention seeking prat yet again and left him be. They muttered under their breath about how dramatic James was. But how could he be looking for attention when all he wanted was to be alone?

He didn't know how long he sat there wishing for this nightmare to end, when he felt two cold hands gripping tightly to his wrists. The touch was immediately calming because it was firm with decisive pressure, and cool enough to take away the edge of his feverish skin.

"I'm going to get you out of here, okay?" A soft voice intoned. "Lily's gone to make sure the room is ready for you."

Regulus.

Regulus was here, and he was going to be okay.

James wanted to sink into Regulus' arms and his grounding touch, but he still couldn't move. So, he simply hoped the boy knew how grateful he was. Regulus muttered something under his breath, and an invisible barrier descended around them. A personal silencing charm just around James' armchair.

James felt such relief at the quiet, that a tear escaped from his eye and rolled down his cheek.

"I know, mon soleil," Regulus tutted. His boyfriend wiped his tear away with a firm hand and pressed his palm against James' face. If James could have leaned into the touch, he would have.

James heard rather than saw Lily join them. The task of processing his surroundings was too great, so he couldn't look up at her, unable to move his gaze from the spot on the floor.

"Everything's ready, Jamie," Lily murmured, careful not to disturb the silence. His boyfriend and his girlfriend always knew what to do when he got like this.

"Can you stand?"

James gave a jerky nod. Regulus and Lily supported either side of him and helped him shuffle towards the stairs. He must have looked in a right state, having to be pulled along like that. The world was still too far away for him to notice, but he heard his two partners dismissing everyone's concerns.

With their help, James stumbled up the stairs to his dorm. Sirius, Peter, and Remus were still partying, so it was quiet, especially with Lily's silencing charm keeping out the raucous noises of the party.

Lily had dimmed the lights, casting the room in a gentle glow. The tension in his shoulders unraveled slightly. Lily had set up silencing charms round his bed too, so he wouldn't have to hear his mates stumbling in later that night. She'd also put up his favorite galaxy charm above his bed. She knew it calmed him to watch the swirling stars.

Regulus laid down first on the bed, dragging James into the cradle of his arms and legs. Then, Lily laid directly on top of him, Regulus wrapping his arms around them both and squeezing tight. James instantly relaxed, feeling buoyed and supported by the steady pressure of them.

They laid there for some time, allowing James' mind to quiet and the clawing energy in his body to settle. Lily ran her fingers through Regulus' hair, while pressing firm kisses to James' collarbone, while Regulus held tightly to both of them, fingers stroking Lily's side.

Finally, James began to come out of it. He still couldn't speak, but he could move easier and at least make noises. And the first noise out of his mouth was a sob.

Lily and Regulus sat up, knowing that James could handle a gentler touch now. They ran soothing hands over him, brushing his hair back from his face and stroking his tear streaked cheeks.

"Baby, it's okay," Lily murmured, wiping his tears away. "We've got you. Let it out."

And James cried harder, glad to have the permission to let go. Regulus dragged his nails up and down James' back, whispering soothing words in French. Even though James didn't understand, Regulus knew that he liked hearing him speak French anyway. Lily peppered kisses over his face and ran her hands through his hair, and he knew he was safe.

But James still had an urge to hit. He could hit himself. Just a little. Just to make himself feel better. He raised his hand to smack the side of his head, but Lily and Regulus pushed his hand away.

"No, mon soleil. Not that."

"We don't want you hurting yourself, Jamie."

He cried in protest, but they guided him to punch the mattress, which he did until he felt better. James punched the bed and cried, loud and ugly, all the discomfort he'd felt for the past few hours bubbling to the surface.

Slowly, he calmed, sobs subsiding into little whimpers, and his partners held him through it. After, he felt exhausted and boneless, all the energy and stress zapped from him. Lily and Regulus laid him back onto the pillows, snuggling close.

James tucked his nose into Lily's throat, breathing in the scent of her, and Regulus curled around his back. He blinked up at the galaxy swirling above them, feeling safe and supported by the two people he loved.

He couldn't speak now, but in the morning, James would thank them. He would tell Regulus and Lily how much he loved them and how much he appreciated them for helping him through this. He knew they would wave away his gratitude, but James felt it overtake his heart. He knew how lucky he was to have people to take care of him. He sighed, and his eyes fluttered, growing closer to sleep.

He loved Regulus and Lily. And he was so grateful to have them.

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jegulily except regulus and lily are best friends at the start, before they date. they study together three times a week at least, despite being in different years. and they giggle about the gryffindor with fluffy hair and round glasses, trying to get their attention by putting on a show and flirting with them both at every opportunity.

even when they start dating, james is the topic of a lot of their conversations.

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“oh with jegulily, jily got together first” “no, jegulily totally started out with jegulus” no ur all wrong!! REGULILY started dating first.

think of the potential here. its no secret that james has been head over heels for lily for years, shes beautiful and smart and funny and he makes sure everyone knows just how much he appreciates those facts. with regulus, however, he keeps his feelings hidden. i mean, its his best friends brother for gods sakes, that breaks about every single friendship rule known to man. that doesnt stop him from pining from afar though, and by god he does.

by this point every single one of his friends knows he has a crush on someone at the slytherin table as james cant stop staring over there during mealtimes, but they have no clue who it is (except remus, who is choosing to stay silent and let everything unfold for the chaos).

then one day, lily and regulus walk into the great hall holding hands and james feels like hes going to explode. his two crushes have started dating each other, and that must be some form of punishment for one of his past lives, right? and yet his outrageous attempts to gain lilys affection cease almost immediately because he only wants her to be happy, and if that has to be without james then hell just live with it.

then he sees them kissing and oh. okay. and so james wants to die because how can two people look so beautiful and why does he not feel jealous in the slightest? why did he want to join them? his pining becomes a million times worse and remus takes pity on him, letting him vent about how beautiful they both look and god, remus, did you see them outside of herbology during lunch?

of course, this entire time james has assumed that regulus and lily have no idea he likes them both but his pitiful pining is clear a mile away and how could two of the smartest people in hogwarts not take notice of that?

and so ensues regulily attempting to woo james, who has convinced himself they just see him as a friend and as such is woefully oblivious to every single one of their advances.

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i’ve gained a lot of new followers in the past 24hrs (hi everyone !!) and i want to use now as an opportunity to highlight one of my favourite fic writers and the person who always encourages me to keep going

if you like marauders fics, particularly if you are a regulus black fan, please keep reading for some recommendations !!

into the dark — M | 200k+ words | jegulus | this is an ongoing canon-divergent fic in which regulus survives, starting from regulus fourth(?) year and extending on past the war. it’s beautifully written, and explores regulus’ character and his relationships with his family in such a fascinating and heartbreaking way

gun in my lips — E | 20k+ words | jegulily | this is a ‘the secret history’ au, although you do not need to be familiar with tsh to read and enjoy it. major dark academia vibes, angsty and dramatic and overall beautiful

into the stars — M | 3.9k words | jegulus | this is a beautiful fluffy oneshot set in the itd universe, but you don’t need to have read itd to understand and enjoy it. pure valentine’s day fluff and i love it

they’re also working on a fifth wave au and a greek mythology au, so i absolutely recommend subscribing to them on AO3. @theicarusconstellation is so talented, their writing is phenomenal, and they deserve all the hype this fandom has to offer

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Finally finished it, I have had the sketch done for like 3 months now 🥲

Inspire by

We're older now, the light is dim

Winter_Oswin

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Thinking about James going with Lily and Reg to study in the library knowing he can fall asleep on one of their shoulders and they'll sit there and just let him rest until he wakes up.

Esp if he has trouble sleeping normally but he feels so safe around them that he just relaxed completely

And they don't even mention it

James falling asleep on Reggie's shoulder and Lily just takes his glasses off and brushes his hair out of his face before continuing to help Reg with his potions work

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Jegulily au where James goes on holiday to France to get a break from life after losing his job and ends up falling in love with the hot couple who own the local cafe

At the end of his holiday, they invite him to stay and help them run the cafe; he wants to agree but says he has a life at home that he can't just abandon so they exchange numbers and he goes home but can't stop thinking about the two of them so eventually he tells everyone that while he was away he met two people and they made him happy and offered him a place and he really thinks he wants to go back to them

Obviously everyone supports him and he texts to see if their offer is still open, they say ofc, and he immediately starts booking the ferry. After a few months, his friends all decide to come over to see how he's settled in and so they can meet his partners and then you've got the black brothers angst as Sirius realises James' new boyfriend is the brother he hadn't seen in 12 years

Poor Lily is on mediator duty with the help of Dorcas and Pete

James is just panicking the entire time

Sirius finding out that Reg and Lily met soon after Sirius left and being eternally grateful that she was able to save him and give him happiness

I just need Regulily being the most functional married couple to ever exist and everyone finding them absolutely adorable

They both immediately tell each other that they're interested in James and start working together to seduce him