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"A witcher with aesthetic sensibility? Forgive my disbelief."

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Prompt 16

Jaskier gifts Geralt something at least once a month. A silly horse knick-knack that reminded him of Roach, some rock he found, a flower (that's the most frequent). New gloves, new boots, gear, a sword sharpener, really, at least once a year Geralt has something new that means the world to him. So he keeps them all in his room in Kaer Morhen. Which means that every winter his brothers start trying to squeeze out information about who gives him these presents. Year by year, Lambert and Eskel tackle him and demand to know who gives him PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES, GERALT! PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES! AND IS THAT A FUCKING THROW PILLOW WITH FLOWERS ON IT!?

One year, they finally, FINALLY, get out the information that it's the bard he travels with. But surely if he gives him this many gifts and has stayed this many years, he should be spending at least one winter in Kaer Morhen with them, right? Geralt gets all sheepish and snaps at them to leave it alone and to stop bringing up "Jask." Well! A brother's gotta do what a brother's gotta do. Thus commences Lambert and Eskel's race to see who can find Geralt's bard first, and invite him up for the winter so they can wingman their poor emotionally constipated brother

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SHORT HAIR JASKIER COMING BACK?? 🙏FASHION ICON JASKIER COMING BACK?? 🙏

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Jaskier's best poses

Season 2

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Jaskier's best poses

Season 3

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐧 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐜ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

❝I didn't know Iris von Everec, so l can't say much about her. Fate had it a stranger now lays her remains in the grave. At times fate muddles our path, and life turns toilsome, hard to bear. Yet all deserve respite and peace in death…❞

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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i am a woman at war with herself, torn forever between my love of detective fiction and my hatred of cops and cop media

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…okay but…jaskier’s family…being the addams family of the witcher world

all of them dress in black. all of them say offputting things at events. everyone is like 99.99999% sure they’ve all killed at LEAST three people. they REGULARLY hold court events in their graveyard with VERY unsettling comments about, “oh it does save time later, just having everyone here from the start” 

and they love and support their bright-clothed songbird of a son, but jaskier is just the beloved blacksheep of the WEIRDEST godsdamned family on the continent

#FAVOURITE THING EVERRRRRR #LOVE JASKIER WHUMP BUT THIS. T H I S IS JUST PERFECTIONN #the witcher

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…okay but…jaskier’s family…being the addams family of the witcher world

all of them dress in black. all of them say offputting things at events. everyone is like 99.99999% sure they’ve all killed at LEAST three people. they REGULARLY hold court events in their graveyard with VERY unsettling comments about, “oh it does save time later, just having everyone here from the start” 

and they love and support their bright-clothed songbird of a son, but jaskier is just the beloved blacksheep of the WEIRDEST godsdamned family on the continent

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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i hate getting jumpscared by a song in public that has emotional significance to me that i haven’t heard in a long time

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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care