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I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about.
sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop
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and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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fandom sucks now I never see PSAs for writers about what can and cannot be used as lube
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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Daily checklist of affirmations:
Nothing wrong with me
Nothing wrong with me
Nothing wrong with me
Nothing wrong with me
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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None of you would survive the wind swept field of daffodils I was raised in
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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new noise
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god created man to be penetrated
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