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I wish I had a car bomb. I wish I was like 9 so I had balls. Läl. Her boyfriends tall and he plays Madden ‘06 so how am I gonna cum. So when I asked her out she said I was put in the hospital for type 5 diabetes. I wish I was a little.

#ahhh this video #it's like a fine whiskey to me

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if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

#euan with going under

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the difference between a pedestrianised street in the uk vs. europe is wild to me like u go to europe and it's like everyone here loves 2 be out in the street the street feels like it was made for pedestrians cars are a thing of the past here everywhere else is roads this bit is cobbled or tiled or paved and local eateries straight up sprawl into eachother

the uk is just like there are Extremely Temporary Looking Barricades At Both Ends don't even THINK about making any permanent changes. this place will still belong to a car one day and when you are all in the ground we will lay roads over your grave to make up for the lost driving space from that one time you sat outside at a manchester bar

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I'm like super normal and not unhinged in the slightest (I spent 3 days formatting, printing, and binding a niche internet story about sci fi football into a 280 page physical book)

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i got diagnosed with ADHD today, she prescribed 24/7 no crit dustbowl w/ bots enabled and recommended i donate so i could get a custom nametag in chat

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Driver on the rail replacement bus let me have a piss at Brough station there is still kindness in this world

#John lennon #peace on earth #well in

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This most recent Death Grips tour has been a fucking disaster because people don't know how to fucking act. I think it was the Philly show where some girl got her neck broken by some asshole who was just fucking beating people in the pit, and some dude whipped his cock out and pissed on the floor like it was a joke while his buddies also got way too rough. And apparently, just a few days ago, they fucking walked off stage because the audience was throwing glowsticks and water bottles and shit at them. And, from what I've heard, they came back out because they wanted to perform, and they got pelted again. Stupid fucking irony-poisoned too-cool-to-care shitheads are fucking ruining these shows treating them all like goddamn jokes. Going to the show is, itself, a performance for these people. It's a canvas for them to be the funniest person at the show, they have to be seen being the funniest, kookiest, wackiest person at the show by recreating an outfit they saw in a meme. I legit wonder how much of this is from tiktok brain poisoning and shit, because death grips shows were never even close to that bad. When I saw them at first avenue in 2015, some dipshit kid jumped off the balcony into the crowd, and then he got dragged outside by like five security dudes. That was it. The rest was great. Nothing happened at Skyway in 2017. What the fuck changed? One of my friends saw Machine Girl with 100 Gecs a while back, and she said they were largely the same. Don't know how to fucking act in public. Every goddamn time I see one of those "playing beyblade in the pit" videos, or something similar, I just feel so fucking bad for the artist performing. This shit sucks so fuckin much. Fuck you if you're That Guy.

#universally mandated concert etiquette classes please

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1979 Porsche 911 Turbo

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Coniston lake, Cumbria. 09/09/2023

#fahkin gawjuss

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if dinosaurs existed in the modern day t-rexes would be like bears. they'd just stroll into civilisation and smash bins into tiny pieces and eat the trash. i need you all to imagine this visual

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Proper nippy out today

#truly