Wilde: Zolf kissed me!
Hamid: OH MY GODS
Azu: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Hamid, get the wine. Wilde, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Wilde: Oh, it ended very well.
Hamid: Do not start without me! Do NOT dtart without me!
Azu: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Wilde: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then we just sort of sunk into it.
Azu: Oooh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Wilde: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Hamid and Azu: Oooohhh.
*meanwhile*
Zolf eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Sasha: Tongue?
Zolf: Yeah.
Sasha: Nice.
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Wilde: Zolf kissed me!
Hamid: OH MY GODS
Azu: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Hamid, get the wine. Wilde, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Wilde: Oh, it ended very well.
Hamid: Do not start without me! Do NOT dtart without me!
Azu: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Wilde: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then we just sort of sunk into it.
Azu: Oooh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Wilde: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Hamid and Azu: Oooohhh.
*meanwhile*
Zolf eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
Sasha: Tongue?
Zolf: Yeah.
Sasha: Nice.
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Wilde: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Zolf: Sleeping is nice.
Wilde: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
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Hello and welcome to episode 282191972729 of the Rusty Quill Gaming podcast! I'm your host and GM Alex Newall and I haven't slept in three years!
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Wilde: Alright, listen up, you little shits.
Wilde: Not you, Azu.
Wilde: You’re an angel, and we’re thrilled to have you here.
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International Asexuality Day!!
Today, the 6th of April, is international asexuality day.
It’s only the 3rd year of celebration, as the day was recognised in 2021!!
It’s worldwide effort to recognize the asexuality community and promote understanding of the asexual spectrum, including all umbrella identities!!
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HELLO CORN MY FRIEND. if I was to be attempting to listen to more of the narcissistic cookbook how would you recommend I do that :0 I've heard like three of their songs btw!!
im not joking just listen to this is how we get better in its entirety in order ok
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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON
♥
((you all better come back with some amazing tales))
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Daily reminder that we do not actually live in a dystopian movie put the apocalypse down and back away slowly. You know when your cleaning a room and you pull everything out of it's draws to sort through it and you're like "what the fuck have I done I'm never going to be able to tidy all of this" I think that's the stage we're at in the world. Thanks to social media we've pulled out all the messed up shit from the cupboards of the world, it was always there but now we can see it and we're going to have to sort it all out we made this mess and we can fix it. Falling to the floor sobbing will not clean a crusty room. A group of people working systematically (preferably with music in the background) will.
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yay bmo!
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Hamid: Hey, Wilde? I need advice.
Wilde: I’m pretty useless at giving advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
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