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skyland--mountain · 1 year
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onion and garlic are a handsome older couple and ginger is their sexy little 3rd.
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skyland--mountain · 1 year
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Markiplier told me that after you combine a rat and a spatula, there is no way to separate them, following this up with: “a ratula, if you will.”
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skyland--mountain · 1 year
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I wrote a really stupid book, and it got plagiarized, and my agent was like, “Do you want to press charges? it’s your intellectual property,” and I was like, “Well, it’s my property but it’s not very intellectual.”
This is still the greatest thing my mind has produced.
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skyland--mountain · 1 year
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my horny ass could not work at the penis and vagina factory
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The Sun rises over Earth in a postcard illustrated by Soviet cosmonaut Alexei Leonov, recalling the 1965 mission when he became the first human to walk in space.
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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I'm so fucking sick of normal adult activities being vaguely and meaninglessly connected with pedophilia in order to embue them with an aura of Sin. STOP
seeing a lot of takes recently (and this was popular during john green’s time here too) that adults who make content targeted towards kids or teens are automatically, not just cringe, but suspect? which is such an insane thing to believe because like…..who else would be writing books for 8-year olds? other 8-year olds? learn to just admit you don’t like someone or their work without implying they’re a pedophile, my god
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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I need to address this because it bothers me that much. I'm not going to call out anyone. I'm just going to give my opinion.
"If you see someone justifying THOSE shows that claim to be part of the BDSM community, I call BS. The BDSM community knows consent, they have to.... torture/kidnappings/etc. From my experience, most in that community are FIERCELY against SA" We'll give them credit for at least not using triggering words.
I am part of the kink community. If you doubt me. That's fine, that's your right. So, for those with an open mind here is some info on me. I joined the community when I was 19, my mentor is a mutual on here. To which people have seen her collaborate my story. I've been in a lifestyle D/s relationship for over 17 years. I'm not only into D/s but S&M.
Kinksters motto is absolutely Safe, Sane, And Consensual. As an SA myself, you bet your ass I'm against it. I am not against Kinnporsche, LITA, or others. Why? Because it's fucking fiction. It's art and I can recognize that. People have the right to express their feelings through art or live vicariously through art. You can not like it. That's fine but you don't get to dictate because you don't like something. Let me ask you, who is it harming? Don't tell me the queer community because this same type of art is shown in straight media all the time. If you are going to hold queer media to a higher standard, than you are part of the problem. You are perpetuating a system that would have us treated differently.
Now, it would be an issue if any of this was not recognized as problematic behavior. That's not what is going on here. We all know that we wouldn't want to meet Vegas in real life and what he did was fucked up. We all admit that Pai slides into unacceptable in real life. No one is denying the problems. In some cases we don't give a fuck and maybe some are living vicariously through art. In others maybe it's stimulating critical thinking skills in order for us to see the grey outside of black and white.
"They've dealt with the stereotypes of wanting to abduct some stranger to sexually torture them"
That's actually a kink dude. There are kinksters who are into role play of non-consent or abduction and even torture. I personally don't cause that isn't for me and wow would I flash back. However, I know individuals who have them. They don't hurt people. Some have a difficult time explaining why they have them and they feel guilty enough without someone saying they're a problem. True people of the community and allies don't put down other kinksters. Even if it's not our flavor, we strive to understand. BDSM isn't where you work out your problems but no one can deny that there is a psychological connection to what we do. I say bravo to the individuals who do this in the SAFEST, SANE, AND CONSENSUAL manner in which they can. Which is to live vicariously through fantasy.
"No, those individuals probably just enjoy fluffy handcuffs and think THAT'S kinky"
I know that I personally made comments about fluffy handcuffs and I'm sorry. I apologize to anyone offended by my comments. I was up in my feels because it felt this person was saying I wasn't community that I let it blind me. It's unacceptable to judge another kinkster. Light play is still kink. I know plenty of people who have fluffy handcuffs and a paddle. You are still kinkster and I'm truly sorry for being inconsiderate.
Okay, so there is my opinion. Take it or leave it.
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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not to downplay how much homophobia is still an issue but i feel like it would be impossible to communicate to The Youth today just how intense homophobia was in like, the 90's and early 00's
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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Arcade Ezreal Gannon
In the building.
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U ω U
They/Them
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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I may be aroace and the lead singer of a christian rock band but please make no mistake, I can and will lay down some pipe
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Hanging Bats Vintage Framed Prints
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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Back when the internet was wet
here's an aesthetic i think a lot of you like but don't know the name of: frutiger aero! mainly popular from around 2005-2013. basically.... lots of shiny and glossy things! also sometimes nature themes! c:
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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This is such a kind answer. As I've become a homeowner I get it more than ever. I am into maximalism, eclectic traditional/ grandmillenial design, antiques, etc.
But I have more understanding of and respect for the ways that people feel an urge to experience a home that immediately feels very clean and finished and safe. A home that, rather than being unique and creative, is instead something that instantly communicates dignity, safety, cleanliness and a sense of having made it. The vinyl roll floor that is infinitely cleanable and sterilizable, the modern/trendy budget features like farmhouse styles, barn doors, whatever - these are aspirational for many people.
For a reason. Life is not easy.
And when we talk about furniture and finishings (wallpaper, tile, paint, flooring, trim) for a house - this shit can get very EXPENSIVE and challenging to procure! The more unique it is, the more you'll probably pay for it, or you will have to put in a lot of mental or physical labor. Of course you can get furniture and stuff for cheap, or sometimes free.
But even the used furniture thing is not so simple. Used furniture is also difficult to buy and transport; it's incredibly heavy usually, it requires getting help you might have to pay for, who might not show up. You might be an older person or disabled and can't really lift anything. You might be very busy working and caring for young children. Used furniture might have smells, stains, or bring bugs into your house. You have to talk to lots of people on marketplaces who might be weird, might ghost you; you might have to go inside their houses.
Now to me, it's still often worthwhile to get used stuff, or buy on Marketplace! I do it all the time, with furnishings, finish carpentry supplies and tools, AND home decor. But whew it really is almost like a second job sometimes.
What are your thoughts on the way many people (especially nowadays with HGTV and the internet) tend to try and design their spaces in an extremely white, empty, and sterile way? I feel like minimalism can work of course, but there's an obsession with making your space look "presentable" and almost marketable in a way. I'm definitely biased and prefer maximalism myself (I think it's enriching!) but I think there's more humanity and soul in a home filled to the brim with color and patterns and artwork with little care to an overall theme than trying desperately to adhere to a specific aesthetic, even if that aesthetic is colorful and full, it's still not genuine in some way. Obviously money is an important factor to consider, but I generally mean for those that have more to work with, plant life available, or those who can create their own art and visual engagement in their home. What do you think?
I used to stage homes and work in a decorating store and I'll tell you, 90% of people see an empty interior and have no idea what to do with a space. I had a customer that brought in a picture once... it showed the top of a bureau and she wanted me to help her buy items to fill the top of the bureau then tell her exactly how to stage them. It's not meant to be insulting, but like some people who can't visualize what to do with blank yard or canvas, it's the same with interiors. I used to find HGTV-blehbleh etc. programs interesting because I didn't know what I was doing. Now that I know my style I know how to take my ideas and make them happen at home. I am also a maximalist. I like to be surrounded by things and visuals that bring me comfort. I couldn't imagine living in a farmhouse style McMansion with black accents, gray walls, Home Goods artwork, and live laugh love-ing vibes. But order, cleanliness and conformity bring comfort to lots of people.
On the topic of money - you do not need money to make your place look great. Once you develop your decorating "eye" you'll see stuff everywhere. I could go on for dayyys talking about free stuff, used stuff and bartering. I don't like to spend money on decorating. You just don't have to.
I'll feature some of my inexpensive/free stuff on my Instagram: @hellovintagehomecollection
I don't think I answered you completely but good question and observations.
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skyland--mountain · 2 years
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