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when you leave a store without buying anything

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ive been an independent adult for 7 yrs and lived on my own for 4 of them and yet i am still not smart enough to know that my tiny human stomach isn’t big enough to fit an entire melon 

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okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

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I’m bought this to give to a dear friend

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Memes but with the wrong caption

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“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

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you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

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you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

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McCready please.

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The embodiment of Satan? In MY plant? It’s more likely than you think.

original vine by mason, chill out!

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lying on the internet: a collective, pt I

girl gamer gets saved from troll by girls singing frozen

offered money for a dick pic

i then walked out like a sassy bitch

saved by a grandma from a millennial hating anti book grandpa

even the religious people clapped

everyone behind me in gamestop gasped

the entire audience cheered and i got a thumbs up

my birthday was made into a holiday

this is my neighborhood now biatch

getting mugged, then hugged

some guy tried to recruit me into isis

ive just selected three led zeppelin CDs

you look like you could kill a man

everyones slowly getting high

oppa homeless style

and then i got ten dollars -ben carson

also im giving u 100 dollars

i wish i was alive during the 40s

my son has his own gun

facebook is for whores and pundits

a reggae man took my side

also ad agencies are dumb

16 children die every 30 seonds in chik fil a

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Well done Dorian, well done.

Part 1

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I dont think I can describe the fear this video gives me

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#meme #i had to

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Highlights of the Google Translated descriptions for the Jojo Kewpies