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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

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Greg Davies says "we're not great-looking guys with our own faces" as if he, Gregory Daniel Davies, is not the old man you're abnormal about and need to fuck.

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joan baez performing 500 miles and harmonizing with the audience you will always be famous

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The "Save me X" meme is such an integrated part of my brain now that I just go around chanting it in my head constantly. Save me nice clean sheets. Save me YouTube drawing tutorial. Save me Aldi's frozen Bavarian pretzel. And you know what? They do.

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behind every hot girl there is a deep history of obsessing over a particular time period or historical figure

#alexander the great #elagabalus

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Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

#mischief theatre #this could be so many of them #I’m thinkin mmni #I’ll take suggestions #josh is mischief so many times

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literally die

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Ngl im so glad they’ve moved to the next level in hohr if I had to listen to 2 minutes more of combat I would’ve started tweaking. Hope the next level is more story based I BEG Dave Hearn plz 💕💕💕

#hohr #hell or high rollers #dnd #Dave hearn

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I know I mentioned writing an ACAABR fic but that’s made an interesting turn and I’m now writing a christrev au who cheered

#mischief theatre #cornley polytechnic drama society #chris bean #trevor watson #christrev

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard

#robert grove #chris bean