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*wiping a tear away as I upload my corsets for sale*

#oh dearie #i wish you luck in your endeavors

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Me: One day I’m gonna publish this book, and a there will be a whole fandom, and they’re gonna write fanfic and draw fanart, and Netflix will make it into a true TV show adaptation and everyone’s gonna know about it–

Family members: Whatcha working on there?

Me: nOThiNG

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Messing around with screenshot redraws in an effort to experiment with light and color.

#JANDIFOSJAJFPAKJSFJDU #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #RAT BASTARD MAN #CHOSE VIOLENCE AND FALLING UPON WAKING UP #ehehEHEHEHE

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xizuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

#Cubfan is a WHAT

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#i need all 15 pairs of pants for fashun honey. #even though i only wear 3 of them consistently (2 pairs of jeans and one pair of dress slacks) #but i just bought 2 more pairs of dress slacks and im so excited. one of them's plaid

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Who would u do yoga with

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Makes this noise at mutuals

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For the ask game - 5, 7, 18 for dooku?

5) Out of all your fanworks that include Dooku, which is your favourite?

If I had to tell people to just read one of my Dooku fics, I think it would be Milk Run.

I think it’s my best Jedi Dooku character work, and I loved writing his dynamics with Qui-Gon, Jocasta Nu, and Sifo-Dyas. It’s a longer work, but hey, fuck being self-deprecating, I’d vouch for every page of that shit: if someone gets to the end of chapter two, where Dooku very awkwardly and earnestly tries to explain Jedi sex life to Qui-Gon, and doesn’t love the fic by then, I’ll give the reader a free coupon for… uh, *turns out pockets* I guess an essay on Legends/EU. :D :D ??

7)Is there a piece of clothing you think Dooku is particularly fond of/that you imagine them wearing a lot or like to draw them in?

I go with the characterization from the novels that Dooku is very fastidious about his Jedi uniform, keeping it all neat and perfect, very rarely if ever out of uniform. Like Sifo-Dyas and Jocasta Nu’s depictions, he’s got those warmer colored tan/gold/cream/warm brown Jedi tunics with the little flourishy gold detail work on the sleeves and hems.

I like this because it’s fun to write the rare times when he needs to be out of uniform for a mission or something, and he’s completely awkward about it. And it’s fun foil with my headcanon that Sifo-Dyas is out of uniform a LOT with his underworld work. I like imagining them side by side looking like they came out of different eras.

Seer of the Cosmic Force, fated to speak with the froth of doom on his lips? No, it’s that guy over there in the hoodie and the manbun, trying to convince the barista to take a coupon for a complimentary drip coffee but instead give him a free extra large matcha frappe with a five squirts of coconut syrup and extra whip.

18)Type Dooku’s name and tell us what the autocomplete suggests as the next word

You know, I tried this in my SMS to see if it would give me a different answer than my previous, and got “Dooku cleaned”

Hmmmmmmm. *making direct eye contact with Sifo-Dyas*

#prev. ***precautionary sizing*** #i cackled the whole way through this post #I am supposed to be doing coding homeword #no. dooku pajama time

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica