slender-bureaucracy

[slender-bureaucracy]

I want you to make @green-slenderman the main green slender man and demote the other guy

Stares.

#chill indeed thank you green #slendereblog

[slender-bureaucracy]

I want you to make @green-slenderman the main green slender man and demote the other guy

Stares.

#taps the sign again #we cant edit that post anymore yall tumblr broke it when we hit the 50 @ limit #paperwork

[slender-bureaucracy]

HELLO MORTAL

IT IS I, THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF SLENDKIND, SPEAKING TO YOU PSYCHICALLY FROM THE FUTURE

I WOULD LIKE TO BE OFFICIALLY RECOGNISED

THANK YOU

PS SORRY FOR THE NOISE I CANT LOWER THE VOLUME OF MY PSYCHIC MESSAGES. - @emperor-of-slendkind

Thank you for submitting your paperwork like all citizens are requited to.

#paperwork #what a mighty booming voice you have

[slender-bureaucracy]

I’m just now realizing I never actually registered as a slitizen..

can I be legal now?

-@discourse-slenderman

Handing you a certificate of existence. Recognized

#you are legal as long as you believe it hard enough #paperwork #still not the boss lol

[slender-bureaucracy]

Can i join one of the lists? I can give you the whole rundown of the character if you need.

- @slenderbrows

Not the boss, but I can say yes. Just uh, I gotta make sure the post still works

#paperwork

[slender-bureaucracy]

Stealing this for when the boss comes back

HECKIN SLENDLR HEIGHT CHART BOISSSS

IN ORDERRRR

2'0 - @slenderdawg 3'2 - @defense-slenderman 4'5 - @aliceinslenderland 5'1 - @legallyblondeslenderman 5'4 - @discourse-slenderman 5'5 - @slender-hero 5'5 - @bitchless-slenderman 5'5 - @transgender-slenderman 5'6 - @flirtatious-slenderman (Minimum) 5'9 - @lawyer-slenderman 6'2 - @slenderman-and-the-tapeworms 6'4 - @canadian-slenderman 6'9 - @slenderofclubs 6'10 - @slenderofdiamonds 6'11 - @author-slenderman 6'11 - @aerialsilkslender 7'0 - @flowerslender 7'8 - @slenderjester (Minimum) 8'0 - @eviler-slenderman 8'6 - Flirtatious again (Maximum) 8'7 - @forgetful-slenderman 8'7 - @selfcare-slenderman 8'7.5 - @poet-slenderman 8'8.5 - @trendermanthepoet 8'9 - @princess-slenderman 8'10 - @lemon-slendeman 9'0 - @poet-splendorman 9'0 - @pinkslenderman 9'1 - @prince-slenderman 9'2 - @extremely-bendy 9'7 - @aroorchid-slenderman 10'0 - @robot-slenderman 11'0 - @absurdly-tall-offendy 11'11 - Slenderjester again (Maximum) 15'0 - @absurdly-tall-slendy 15'4.5 - @icelandic-slenderman

god thats a lot

#hehe #not bureaucracy

[slender-bureaucracy]

I'm curious about this actually

I want to _____ you.

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

#what do you guys want to do to a branch of the slendergov #not bureaucracy

[slender-bureaucracy]

Yeah, I really gotta figure out how to get a dynamic list up and running, sorry about that.

please make me (@green-slenderman) the main green slenderman and demote @greenslenderman to the “other green slenderman”

Unfortunately, if you were listed on the first Blog List post, that post is no longer able to be edited. It has broken and, when edited, no changes ever save. I apologize for this inconvenience.

#not bureaucracy #slendblr #slendlr

[slender-bureaucracy]

please make me (@green-slenderman) the main green slenderman and demote @greenslenderman to the “other green slenderman”

Unfortunately, if you were listed on the first Blog List post, that post is no longer able to be edited. It has broken and, when edited, no changes ever save. I apologize for this inconvenience.

#paperwork #slendblr #slendlr

[slender-bureaucracy]

*finger guns* i exist.

~ @lawyer-slenderman

Acknowledged. Your paperwork will be processed as soon as it reaches our department. Thank you for taking the time to register.

#paperwork #slendblr #slendlr

[slender-bureaucracy]

Slender-bureaucracy!

I may have accidentally encroached on your territory... I thought of what i was doing as separate, like you make laws and have a more broad role organizing the slenderheads, births, deaths, happenings as well as keeping track/keeping lists of all the blogs. Me I was just thinking of my blog more like a little informal yearbook/burn book.

Please accept my apologies for not consulting with you and filing paperwork first 🙏 I hope I haven't offended yall :(

- @slenderdirectory

Of course not! You would have functioned separately, in a different capacity from us. The government is large and its functions are varied. We simply would have worked in different areas.

It is a shame to see you have departed so early, though. We wish you the best.

#paperwork #slendblr #slendlr

[slender-bureaucracy]

i am @robloxslenderman

is this where i join the slenderman official group ive been looking ever since stop it, slender came out and ######## ### #### ## #### ##

I have not heard of these two things, but yes. This is the Slender Bureaucracy, and we will process the Blog Recognition paperwork you have submitted.

#paperwork #slendblr #slendlr

[slender-bureaucracy]

Whats ur favorite color?

Beige, like the walls the Bureaucracy works within.

#paperwork #slendblr #slendlr

[slender-bureaucracy]

This is a correct statement. There are many arms of the slendergovernment, you simply act as another.

Wait yall I'm sorry I didn't mean to steal the slender bureaucracy's thang, is this too similar?

#guys did they die #please tell me we didn't accidentally get them to delete the blog #they were so cool #slenderposting #slendblr

[slender-bureaucracy]

Update for citizens: the government is in fact still running. We are just temporarily on break due to an incredibly busy schedule.

All paperwork will be processed in due time.

#i’m sure you guys know how it is #btw i am legitimately terrified of opening my inbox i think i have like 200 something notifs and i don’t want to miss any of them lmao #government update #slendblr

[slender-bureaucracy]

I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.

I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -

For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.

Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this

#maps are not a part of the lgbtq+ community #fuck maps #btw sorry i have been avoiding my inbox and this is why there’s no posts lately #i have like 200 notifs you people scare me #important #not bureaucracy

[slender-bureaucracy]

recorded sighting of bigfoot mogus spotted in the wild

#slendereblog