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slutforwings · 6 hours
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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slutforwings · 6 hours
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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slutforwings · 7 hours
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its so fucked up when kabru takes off his armour and he's literally in tan slacks, brown belt and a turtle neck. this motherfucker rocked up to the dungeon in business casual and you wonder why he's getting his gay ass killed every level
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slutforwings · 7 hours
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one thing id bring to an island i got stranded on is a tall building to kill myself off of. if i could bring two things id bring a roman aqueduct and admire the ingenuity and then kill myself
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slutforwings · 7 hours
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happily in a relationship, but looking for a sixth 🥰 (trying to get the best deal for duolingo premium)
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slutforwings · 9 hours
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Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..
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slutforwings · 1 day
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how has gentle parenting affected the ddlg community?
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slutforwings · 2 days
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i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged
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slutforwings · 3 days
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WIZARD COUNCIL DECREES: NO MORE SUMMONING PIGEONS
"We are dealing with an overpopulation the likes of which we haven't seen since the Thalor incident. The effect on the biodiversity is detrimental to say the least."
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slutforwings · 3 days
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instructions for the journey by Pat Schneider
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slutforwings · 3 days
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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slutforwings · 3 days
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the only people i can tolerate going gung-ho over taylor swift songs is destiel shippers. when its billionaire woman singing about her woe is me relationships im like. shut up. but when you overlay it over mr angel and mr human? carefully selected clips mirroring every sentence of a love song? yeah.
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slutforwings · 3 days
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Community Theater In The Middle Of A Serious Scene Voted Best Place To Cough For 2,000th Year In A Row
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slutforwings · 3 days
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the problem with driving is its realtime when it should be turn-based
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY and CILLIAN MURPHY in THE EDGE OF LOVE (2008) dir. John Maybury
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how do you become so well read?
by reading
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slutforwings · 4 days
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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together
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