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Tis the season

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Frodo may be Bilbo’s actual adopted nephew, but Merry and Pippin are his younger cousins, and Sam is his old gardener’s son whose family he clearly has a soft spot for and who he taught to read and write, and Gimli is the son of one of his old adventuring friends, and Legolas is, similarly, the son of the Elvenking who named him an elf-friend, and we know Aragorn is canonically his friend as well, who he very possibly could have met as a small child in Rivendell when he passed through, so really, like 7/9 members of the Fellowship are people he can employ weird elderly relative (or the honorary equivalent thereof) energy on if he wants to and I think that’s very powerful.

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can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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yep yep yep

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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

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The Winx Club live action Netflix thing looks SO BAD. The visual DNA of Winx Club is literally the crazy colours, cool décors and over the top fashionable outfits. And instead we get this dark, bad CGI, whitewashed mess ???? Stop trying to sell us bad childhood nostalgia.

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Morzsi

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“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

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stjepan sejic's harley is truly the definitive version of the character, honestly... the way he portrays her in his art and writing both, as a 30-something, scarred, jaded woman who's been through hell and climbed out by the skin of her teeth. who used to laugh at everything because she was blinded by the joker, first, then because she had to force herself to, and finally, hollowly, because she realized what a grand joke the whole damn world is.

his harley has a layer of weariness and cynicism to her that's absent from almost every other iteration of the character i've encountered in the comics. so many writers depict her as this happy-go-lucky, all-around-shenanigans type, whose whole character revolves around hyperviolence, raunchiness, and silly jokes. but he treats her with such rare nuance and respect.

for the aforementioned reasons stjepan sejic is now the only man legally allowed to write harley quinn comics, thanks for understanding and have a nice day

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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

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25 years of ads peeled away

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I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

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god… the romance of sitting in a room with the person you love, each of you doing your own thing like reading a book or playing a game…. silent but full of love and warmth