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i'm not autistic. but when i order chicken tenders from a place i usually like and they completely change the recipe to something shit let's just say

i'm having a problem

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many such cases of people not knowing shit about bears these days

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mystery cat is becoming more and more handsome but i have to hate him because he poops in the woodshed and beats up my mom's cat for no reason. go home. your ass is not a stray. i won't feed you anymore in solidarity with the cats that actually live here. learn to be nice and you can have your snacks back.

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imagine getting front row and the stage is still a mile away

#i'm so anal i'm like i need to be front row or i'd rather not even be here #tbh i'm too short it's the only place i can actually see #i could never do a festival baking in the sun or hanging out waaayyy in the back #lots of people have a great time but i know i'd just be miserable

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shrimp!!

shrimps are cool but i am not a shrimp. when i shrimp over the table for too long, my back starts to hurt. i stand up on my human legs and stretch my human body every hour. sometimes i wish i was a shrimp.

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#SHARMP #art

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#plushies #um i literally need him?

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if the doctors aren't going to fix my anemia and be "surprised" i'm still fatigued with a whopping 8 hemoglobin, then they'd better come clean my house for me because it's a revolting mess because i can't hang up one (1) sweater without needing to sit for 5 minutes after

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he doesn't like me today because i let the vet give him autism yesterday

#cats of tumblr #orange cat #orange tabby #one orange braincell #my cat tango

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when they say if you don't know the japanese word just say the english word with a japanese accent and there's at least a 30% chance you're right, they really mean it

me: you better not fucking be batānatto sukuwasshu when i get home

batānatto sukuwasshu:

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my japanese-english picture dictionary is a scam

me: you better not fucking be batānatto sukuwasshu when i get home

batānatto sukuwasshu:

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Self care is watching this with sound

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me: you better not fucking be batānatto sukuwasshu when i get home

batānatto sukuwasshu:

#japanese language

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BABYMETAL At Sick New World 2024 | Interview

#babymetal

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was at the vet with my mom and bf today to get all 3 animals their updated vaccines and to talk about this weird cough my mom's dog has been doing. like this single retch from the bowels of hell that he does at random times. and even though my bf was acting as French translator the vet still didn't understand what we were saying, she thought dog was having normal coughing fits or something and we're like no, it's this one horrid heaving sound and then he goes back to whatever he's doing. finally i'm like. do you want me to make the sound. my mom says "....can you?" sure. i take a deep breath then

Ḩ̷̭͎͔̹̩̕Ų̴̥̈̓͂Ǖ̴̡̠̰̎A̶̡̧̤͉̽̂̍̋͘͜Ǵ̵͍̺̇G̷̙̟͉̝̔͜͠H̵̡̛̲̣̹͗̍͑͜͝H̵̡̨̱̳͈͕̺͋̀͊̀̎̕Ḧ̸̪͖͌̈́̍H̵̗͎̗̯̣͈̍͊̇̽͝ ̴͙̝̹̌̃̀̉

exactly like the dog does. vet doesn't even blink she's just like "oh like that. i understand."

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BABYMETAL Sick New World Fest

#that last pic with the crowd #i wonder what they think of lawyer billboards just...existing like that #i think i would be distracted if i never saw one before #the hell is that? an advertisement.....for a...la-lawyer?? #[squints closer with my hand up to block the sun] #[falls off the stage] #hmm...call the lawyer #babymetal

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Anne Hathaway | Vanity Fair | March 24, 2024 | 📷 Norman Jean Roy

#more like DAMN Hathaway