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god can you imagine glados equipped with tiktok therapyspeak. she’d be unbearable

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helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!

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good morning

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kicking a hornets nest.

#unironically i think this is why i struggle with reading a lot of queer contemporary romance #even if it seems to be right up my alley #the amount of time i can literally tell the author just really needs you to know they have Correct Opinions on Queer Stuff #things brought up and resolved in two chapters or less #note - these problems might exist in straight contemporary romance too #but i’ve never tried it so can’t speak to it

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

#ordered my copy!

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I love unnecessary gore and blood in movies like just explode

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blogging

#girl kiwis yes #dudes sound kinda like a whistle

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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

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Tumblr "feminists": yuri is for men

Twitter dudebro weebs: yuri is for men

Yuri authors: Don't forget to block the annoying heteros (Iori Miyazawa) don't use my characters in your gross homophobic memes (Nio Nakatani) I'm making this manga free because I am a lesbian and I want to spread awareness and someday be able to get married to another woman in my home country (Alt Hanakage)

#otherside picnic is really good!!!

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Wild how I grew up seeing "hippies" in American media as this comical media caricature of someone dirty, gross, naive, useless, annoying, lazy and completely detached from reality, so stripped of all the original context that I must have been in my late teens when I first heard the hippie cliche is specifically a parody of an anti-war protest movement. We're never even told that our archetypical image of them is mostly just the fashion trends that young people were generally into at the time, and we think that's specifically "a hippie" just because that much of the country's youth were united against our government in the same decade. "The Man" basically won; he got away with his war and he distorted most cultural memory of its detractors into a pathetic cartoon punchline that's already outlived most of them.

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It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

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THE LOST BOYS (1987)  dir. Joel Schumacher

#horror #movie of all time

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character drawing/design commission for @a-life-revised; dnd barbarian that wears lolita fashion (✿◡‿◡)

#art

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#i was baby

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no nuance pick one. you can elaborate in the tags.

#i’m in cat 2