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if they dont drop a dnp crafts this year i'm retiring

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If I had a nickel for every time Phil’s ass murdered a medium size decorative animal figurine in 2023, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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Just a little domestic

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i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

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Phil and Dan

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february 10, 2009

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So not only

did Dan's crack was so visible Phil needed to photoshop a flame?

2. was Phil's ass so phat he whacked his prize possession

This day has way to many layers

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deny dump, dusk is truth

#dusk truther #dump denier #dan and phil #dan x elon

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his ass is NOT playing bass

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its not very often that i feel like a content creator has a genuine love for their audience tbh. but that is what i feel from dan and phil now. i feel loved for real.

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Day 180

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Ryan Ross’s red rose vest you will live on in infamy

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a penguin sandwich

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Next up in the Dan and Phil calendar series? Dan and Phil and Hamsters. Surely a perfectly reasonable and non traumatizing idea :-)

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SCENE BAND GLITTER GIFS PLZ USE!!!

(i uploaded them all but it takes a while for them to get approved, they should appear the day after I post this)