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Izzy lying to Stede saying he stabbed his painting to spare his feelings and make him think Ed was still a good person and didn't want to cause him any harm while being in unimaginable pain and barely conscious from having a limb amputated without any anesthesia all after being the reason they basically broke up in the first place. little man, you are so weird I want to study you under a microscope

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i am so fucking sorry to every adult content fanfic writer i anonymously interacted with as a teen in 2017, but hear me out

15 year old me absolutely should NOT have been interacting with polyamorous gay kink fanfics made by a high school math teacher when she was entirely capable of having been one of my own teachers, but she shouldnt have been writing hamilton smut so at least we were both problematic

#thoughts i shouldve taken to my grave #im so glad im in therapy now i was a menace

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Someone HAD to make the chart I'm so sorry.

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Miscellaneous Kiddads headcanons I have that I don’t think warrant their own post:

Grant cut the rest of D.A.D.D.I.E.S and their families off, but kept in contact with Terry for a little longer than the others

Terry helped teach Grant and Marco how to take care of Linc’s hair

Henry once let it slip that Sparrow was the eldest brother. Lark doesn’t know this and Sparrow will never tell him.

Sparrow, Grant, Nick, and Terry used to play a game called “How Many Cups of Coffee Will Lark Consume This Week?” where they’d place bets on the amount. Eventually they had to stop and hold an intervention when they counted more than 80 cups for 3 consecutive weeks.

Grant and Nick kissed once at a party in high school and proceeded to never talk about it again

The gang had about 30 different, highly complicated, multi step plans for getting one of them out of class in the event of a panic attack. Only a third of them involve fire.

Sparrow was a rainbow loom kid. Lark was a slime kid. Together they made a killing selling their stuff.

When they were growing up, most adults assumed that Terry was the Responsible One in the group because he was a well-mannered, straight A student and probably on student council. He was not, in fact, the Responsible One, he was the one shouting “Do a flip!”

The actual Responsible One was Grant.

In the early days of the kiddads taking over D.A.D.D.I.E.S, there was a Nintendo Wii someone had brought in. Many disputes were solved through Mario Kart. Many disputes were also created through Mario Kart.

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The Wilsons are vital to the dndads plot because without them we wouldn’t have a guy to remind us that “hey this isn’t normal, what the fuck” and then pick up his dad-son or strangle a man to death while having an entirely normal conversation with his dad at like 15. They’re like if a comedy groups straight man picked someone out of the audience to curb stomp after the show. Absurd.

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I have to say, it's fucking raw how Anthony is hammering in the theme of generational trauma; Bearry not teaching Hen to handle his anger, Hen not teaching the twins how to handle their anger, Sparrow not teaching Normal how to handle his anger. Frank making Darryl kill the turkey, Darryl making Grant kill the quimera, Grant making Lincoln kill the tree. Bill was an absent father to Glenn, Glenn was an absent father to Nicky, Nicky is an absent father to Taylor.

4 generations and it all repeats.

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what i imagine's going on back at D.A.D.D.I.E.S HQ while the teens are off kicking tony pepperonis' butt or whatever

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Lark can make portals by whistling, Grant's a ranger, Sparrow used to be able to turn into a lovewolf but lost that confidence in himself, Nicky continues to be a himbo destined to be sent offscreen for dumb side quests- currently locked outside Cassandra's house like a sopping wet little meow meow man. Sincerely y'all I'm frothing at the mouth from all this fucking kiddads content this is all I could have hoped for.

#im not even caught up yet bc i took a break this spring but god i cant wait

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i had a bad day yesterday lol

#i have so many emotions about them <3

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For Link’s sake, I’m horrified. For drama’s sake, I am obsessed with the Link and Grant parallels with the death of someone in front of either of them forever changing the trajectory of their lives

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Me @ Anthony Burch rn

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me when glark

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Pay heed to Klaudia Amenábar's words! Don't let the executives weaponize fandoms. WGA Strong.

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if a vampire sucked my blood i would be soooo embarrassed at not being a refreshing drink. like sorry about the microplatics queen

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Gonna get my holes filled at 9am on a Thursday morning 😌

#unless you live in sc in which case getting ur holes filled is illegal #at least we got tasty water

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I know this is a longshot but I feel like Tumblr is the best place to ask- does anyone have the official Joe Biden Spore file? I have not been able to find it on the old Sporepedia links that I found.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about I know what you’re thinking- “Joe Biden Spore model? OFFICIAL Joe Biden Spore creature model?”

Yes, OFFICIAL Joe Biden 2008 election voting awareness ad campaign Spore model.

Please, I need it for obvious reasons.

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#reblog #reblogging so i can find on mobile to send to a friend