sneezysubbyboi

[sneezysubbyboi]

CW: Messfuckery, Contagion, kinda nsfw

You're laying with your partner who is down with an awful cold and they're a mess. You're passionately kissing their neck and they're gearing up for a sneeze... or two... or a fit, you don't know.

You hear their hitching and you look up at their flaring nostrils, you can see inside them, and they're stuffed up with snot that you can see moving around as they hitch. You know when these sneezes are released, all that snot is coming out with it...

And it's going to be

All. Over. You.

#you know exactly what riles me up don’t you 🫠 #so so hottt #sneeze kink #sneezefucker #snzblr #snz #snz kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

hypo-allergenic? no no no, i said hypno-allergenic!

*begins swinging a pendulum*

you are getting veryyyyyy sneezeyyyyy...

#I can see the potential for this to be a real fire snzario/fic tbh #it is there 👀 #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #sneme #snz meme

[sneezysubbyboi]

I feel like there should be a heritage post about all the lore i’m seeing in the reblogs as someone who’s never been on there – who’s this Count? What was the banner drama? 😅

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#tho I feel like I will regret asking in a minute haha

[sneezysubbyboi]

definitely not snz, just 2nd hand experience with trauma to share

It’s so downright horrifying how much abuse and trauma can change a person and put them through a living hell… One of my co-workers had been violently beaten by their partner a couple months ago, which I didn’t know until recently — and it clicks how much damage it’s done to her demeanour. Constantly apologizing for minor mistakes, even apologizing for things I didn’t remember happened a couple days after. Needing reassurance that no one is mad at them, generally overthinking how other people feel beyond reason. Inability to reject advances from other men out of fear. Chronic insomnia and nightmares. Needing to keep busy, chatty and hyperfocused to avoid an idle mind.

Plus what she’s showing on the outside and struggles that she chooses to confide with me might only be scratching the surface of the damage. This is a strong, 30-something woman with a child who has been reduced to a shadow of her former self thanks to her partner — it’s heartbreaking what she’s going through on top of the legal procedures and finding a new affordable home. The fact that she manages to put on a smile every day is nothing short of a miracle. She’s always been a sweetheart and that much hasn’t changed at least.

She reminds me of someone else dear to me who has been a victim of childhood trauma, and what I initially thought were just personality quirks now registers as lingering scars and it’s chilling. I know I can do little but to empathize and be understanding, but it’s hard to truly communicate when I haven’t lived through it myself. And I always feel like i’m patronizing when I can only muster up “hope you’re doing okay”; because of course she’s not. I think it’s telling of society how there’s little to no social code for how we properly can express deeper empathy into words, because I just don’t want her to feel alone or that I think she’s crazy (which she sometimes tells me that’s the energy I give off). idk, i’ll just keep trying my best. Pray for her

#constantly both thankful that i’ve lived a trauma-free life but frustrated that I can’t properly empathize with their difficulties #I hope they have a good social support system #because I feel like i’m not helping sometimes #communicating is hard ™

[sneezysubbyboi]

The sheer hotness of an incomplete "I can't— 😩" before trailing off into a fit Like you can't whaat? ~ 🥰 can't stop sneezing?.. can't hold them back?.. can't handle how intense the tickle is?.. can't stop how embarrassingly messy you're getting?.. can't keep them from getting harsher and harsher?.. can't even stop to catch your breath?~ Like use your words~ not your sneezes~ 💕  but really their fit speaks a more than thousand words 🤭

#peeps who say this in their wav have my entire heart #love it in general when they start a sentence - sneeze a bunch - then completely forget #sentences lost to sneezes best trope #snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

So there's this scene in a show where the main character walks in on a side character (who is a banana) watching what is clearly fruit porn. So I thought of making a lil' sneezefucker version

#if you know you know xD #sneme #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr #snz meme

[sneezysubbyboi]

Purring at the thought of Person A not being able to control themselves any longer and sneezing their tickle out as Person B, their colleague, blinks in disbelief because how long has this guy been holding those in??? Person A, despite holding their fit in at first, sneezes SO unapologetically too. They’re loud, wet, and most importantly uncovered. They don’t care that Person B is blatantly staring at them — all they need to focus on is getting rid of that feathery tickle that keeps thrumming inside those twitchy, flaring nostrils.

Person A keeps directing their disastrous sneezes towards the floor and Person B just keeps watching them mist the white tiles beneath them. Person B doesn’t think much of it until they take note of how much of a mess Person A is. There’s drool dribbling down their chin, dripping down onto the ground and only when Person A feels that string of saliva drip down, then they attempt to cover them up. But they cover them up with their hands and now Person B is clenching their jaw watching them because they can see how wet they are by how the spray is building up and slowly trickling down Person A’s forearms — their hands completely soaked. Person B is stood there wondering why this is so… embarrassingly arousing.

Person A soon wipes their nose and chin with the back of their wrist before finally glancing up to catch a glimpse of their coworker’s mesmerized stare.

“What? You wondering if I have any more left in me for you?”

#hohh 👀🔥 #fire fire fire down in my pants 🫣 #drool is suuuch and underrated part of mess but it drives me insane #you described it so well fuckk 🛐 #snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Nsfw!!!🥵 snz sesh idea

making a ✨variety pack✨ snz wav for your shy snzfucker partner, then giving them earphones to listen to it while getting them off…

You slowly tease, then soon observe/feel them get visibly more aroused during a certain part… then asking them, “ohh~ you sure liked that~ which sneezes were those?..”

and watch them embarrassingly stutter “t-those stifled ones..” or “the.. ngg.. harsh s-sneezes” all while holding back their moans as you purposefully get them off harder 🥵

and once the wav ends, you reward their admittance and endurance by inducing those specific sneezes just for them in real life, until… 💦

#snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Thinking about someone sneezing out mess other then snot.. that’s it.. (Not it lol)

Like slime just the thought alone ()

Or

Hear me out now.. glitter and maybe each time they sneezes a different color comes out (ok now thaats it)

#ohhh yea yea #I love chhinkni vids where you can see the brown specks come out in their mess 😤🫠 #also hot take but lowkey found it hot in some vids where there was some blood visible in the mess 🫣 #not full-on nosebleed just like - enough to make you doubly want to dote n care for their poor nose 🥺 #I am a wild messfucker goblin #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzblr

[sneezysubbyboi]

Did yall ever get really bad second-hand embarrassment from watching embarrassing things happen to characters on TV? I remember being a kid and running off to the other room to jump around and get all the energy out during certain scenes.

you fucking bet that I did the same thing during sneezing scenes 😫, god forbid my parents being in the same room too which definitely probably absolutely amped up already-high suspicion.

aaand now I get off to both sneezing and getting embarrassed/exposed so looks like kid me was just afraid of strange overwhelming new feelings that he didn’t understand

but it’s interesting how even so young the feelings have already been bubbling… the way characters got all flustered and have no way out except to face the exposer and admit whatever they’ve been hiding… hawt

I distinctly remember a kids book where a character blushed redder and redder and it did things to me the same way sneezing in books did wowow..

#my fav fantasties nowadays involve having my kinks exposed/made fun of by a partner #tbh I still have to stop myself from walking out the room during embarrassing scenes xD #snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #embarrassment kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

Broke:

“N-no, I don’t have toooo…heh…to…sneeze”

“Oh really? So if i touch your nose juuuust so….. that doesn’t bother you?”

Woke:

“No, I’m not distracted by your sneezing” 

“Oh? So it doesn’t bother you that I still need to- hehh! My nose still tickles so bad…iiHHH! I’m gonna….”

#👀👀👀 #damn okay why not just fuck me right here and now why dontcha 🫠 #absolute banger dialogue 👌 #knees weak arms spaghetti nose is dripping already #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snz

[sneezysubbyboi]

people should rly start treating having a big nose like having a big dick. like it should be a positive sexy thing

#continuing to spread dat big nose propaganda on my blog once again✨ #I stan even the heftiest of shnozes and beaks

[sneezysubbyboi]

I am always a supporter of bodily autonomy, and I never say this to people, but the prevalence of rhinoplasty as a cosmetic procedure (not for corrective reasons like for breathing problem) in our society always saddens me a little

The idea that big noses are something that need to be fixed is something so deeply rooted in antisemitism and anti-black racism, and honestly society would much rather normalize changing nose shape over examining its own prejudices

#yesss #still thinking about that self-conscious co-worker I posted about a while ago #the one who’s ex said she had a ‘witch’s nose’ 😢 #coincidentally she’s always the one most decked out in makeup jewelry fake lashes etc.. #as if to draw attention away #and inside i’m like sweetie… you don’t have to do all that.. you’re already beautiful 🥺 #snz #snz kink #snzblr #sneeze kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

Y’all’s sneezes are too hot. It’s illegal…….pls stop (pls never stop but I’m dying over here >/////<)

This community is so generous with the content yall put out & just know………im always so grateful yall put out absolute bangers…….for free…….

#word #forever grateful 🛐 #who would’ve thought that the hottest of sneezes come from us snzfuckers? 😉 #me whenever smbody posts a banger wav; *insert Robbie Rotten ‘FOR FREE??’ meme here* #snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink

[sneezysubbyboi]

yall ever sneeze just twice (2) and just the feeling of those sneezes makes you go: "...yeah this is gonna be a problem" as you proceed to take your antihistamines?

it's crazy how I was fine one moment and when those sneezes came it immediately changed my fragile sinus ecosystem

#me to me: yeah buddy that's how allergies work idiot #they've been so bad lately hhhh #idk sometimes I feel like my sneezes in particular are harsher on the sinuses #every time after I sneeze recently it just immediately starts buzzing inside #which leads to doubles and triples and quadruples and #antihistamines more like anti-hitch-and-sneeze #snz #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

"I always sneeze in threes" ok but I can only cum in ones so what are we gonna do

#insane big brain sneme bahaha #bro you have not met me and my insane refractory period 👀 #I will always give great sneezes the proper orgasms they deserve ✨ #sneme #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker

[sneezysubbyboi]

Totally not me having a mini-heart attack when I was scrolling through Facebook and this popped up – & my knee-jerk thought was that my snz p0rn somehow got uploaded through some Cloud witchcraft, for all my family and friends to see 😰💀

#really Facebook? Jumpscaring me during my bedtime doomscroll sesh? #I was like WHAT- MY MOMENTS?? THAT’S MY PORN AA #didn’t help that I legit have (carefully privately) uploaded them before to transfer from my phone to PC when I didn’t know a better method