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should i get into bird watching?

#can i crowdfund birding binoculars and books

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chilling on a weekend like usual

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My bros thought it would be funny to slip some bear juice into my pre-workout shake. I didn’t notice it until I was doing bicep curls, looking at my reflection in the mirror. Each time I lifted the dumbbell, I watched my chest jut out a little bit more, my beard grow just a bit. I could feel my cock start to harden in my jockstrap, and I began admiring myself. I changed up my workout a little bit too, focusing only on exercises that let me watch my body change. Squats were the best, as each time I completed another rep, I could feel my gut and ass growing. Yeah, it is not all muscle. I have a pretty nice layer of fat over everything, and another layer of hair over that. But I think I look fucking incredible now. One of the things that my bros don’t realize is how much my cock has grown through all of this. It’s up to a very thick nine inch monster, almost as wide as a soda bottle, with a big foreskin covering it. Plus, now I am so sweaty my musk is bound to attract some sexy muscle chasers. I will be pretty disappointed if I don’t get at least a blowjob in the steam room and a cute tight ass to fuck in the showers after that.

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#flashing gif

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

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my old person trait is the way i’ll check the doppler radar every like 30 mins whenever bad weather is forecasted

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Iman by Norman Parkinson 1976

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i’m mildly scared

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in the dark

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i could be worse. i could be into the big bang theory instead of family guy

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#eagle

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#i miss 9gag dude