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been watching my friend play yakuza 1 lately and i can't get it out of my head that Kiryu looks like mr fresh

#yakuza

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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal

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falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

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HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

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thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm so angry I could piss glue

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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?

I can't think of anything bad he did

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Our queen

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screaming

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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

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job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

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