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(trying not to kill myself) I'm full of so much love and happiness

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my roommate's been having a ROUGH time with her calculus class and the horrible professor that teaches it so i was cooking some comfort carbs for her in the hall kitchen when she sees a guy in a batman costume for 0.5 seconds on the 2nd floor balcony above us. totally shocked her out of the bad mood for a minute. later on as she's eating i ask her if she's feeling better and she just sniffles and takes a bite of her buttermilk biscuit and in the saddest, most trembling voice she mumbles "i want batman to come back :("

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i always think it's funny when les amis just make fun of marius' crush. i think he deserves it for being such a loser actually

#les mis #ExR

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i love posts that are like “life doesn’t end at 25! it’s ok to have new experiences and meet new people at 26, or even 27 :-)”

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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

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*after gossiping* pleasure doing bitchness with you

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I love my beautiful wife.

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Ever since i was a little girl I have wanted to fight in battle and receive a grave but concealable injury and continue fighting bravely til the end and get reunited with my comrades and then smile and cough up blood then die smiling

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a clear generational marker: young enough to know exactly how awful cigarettes are, old enough to still find smoking sexy

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do i even need to say it?

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document