Under the influence
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noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone
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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like
Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical
Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy
Billie Eilish, for some reason:
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Goooooood morning! I just woke up, who wants to help me, uh, fold laundry?
(Fold laundry is code for sweaty intense morning sex where I cum in you)
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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happy pull his panties to the side and fuck him friday everyone
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yeah sure why not
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tumblr are you telling me something
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side sweep (pre haircut era)
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this wouldn’t show up on mobile…could be the links, could be all of the
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They/them
My links
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I wish all my mutuals a throbbing and erect day
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not gonna say it again
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You want my gun you'll have to suck it from my cold dead hands
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