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I hear Kendrick Lamar murdered Drake with his voice.........shouted him apart.....

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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

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I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#i’d let them take two and generator said a distal phalange and metacarpal #it’d be kinda funny if it was from the same finger. this one is loose. don’t ask too many other questions #polls

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it was a huge problem back in the day that you had to be constantly vigilant about getting sent on fake business trips that are actually an elaborate excuse to lock you in a vampire castle

#dracula daily

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Love that episode of TMA where you find out Jon was raised by his grandmother and it's like, oh so that's why you are the way you are

#tma

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It's not optional

#dracula daily

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can i be real with u for a second. i can't believe tjere's a real fandom for stuff like genshin impact. imagine if half your dash was posting about raid shadow legends. you'd think it was astroturf

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#i have to be diligent with letterboxd and goodreads otherwise my ass will be forgetting what media we’ve consumed #none of it is very serious though. i treat it like a diary more than anything else #polls

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sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#lab coat but also. it’s for work. i have to. happy to but also ppe #elaborate wizard garb in my regular life i think #polls

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free my girl. she did all that but so did a male character and nobody cared

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when james baldwin said “you think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. it was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, who had ever been alive.” I felt that big, big time

#!!!!!!!!

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mike’s hard past couple of months

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me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.

#read the phantom of the opera earlier this year and. i get it.