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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

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#homestuck #sollux captor #karkat vantas #solkat

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Quick Dovekat for Vday :) (also she is wearing a skirt but uh...yeah.)

Commission page! :)

#dovekat #davekat #homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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White Feminism

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Unattended children will be given hair dye and pronouns.

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i feel at ease after drawing aradia

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four kids play a game...

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awkward loitering

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watching anime is literally the easiest thing ever and yet i even put that off

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and a small one before i go to sleep

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Does anyone remember when everyone and their mothers was drawing their ships in the 'go for it Nakamura' template? Anyway I want to experiment with mini-prints

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its 9 at night have some shitty pixely davekat

#homestuck #karkat vantas #dave strider #davekat #me whenever a cat purrs on me too

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guess who had a first try with the pottery wheel

#he’s making a dick #dave strider #homestuck

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#homestuck #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #never apologize for your language speaking #we all communicate #literally just did a whole conference on this

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#lmao it looks like this is Karkat’s arms playing with Vriska and Terezi dolls #karkat vantas #love the thought of kk doing this with everyone #tho I don’t think he’d want Vriska and Terezi to be the ones kissing #vriska serket #terezi pyrope #vrisrezi #homestuck