Me after saying anything: Why Do I Talk Like That
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Why was Shrek鈥檚 soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I鈥檓 A Believer and how can I thank them
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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?
Me: I must survive capitalism
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i just wanna chill and not worry about a damn thing
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me: *buys something online*
me:
me: where is it
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girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone
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S H R U G
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someone: tell me about yourself
me: don't know them sorry
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