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This fight always reminds me that Jackie Chan is truly a modern day Chaplin/Keaton. When recognizing physical comedians, Jackie has to be considered a modern king. This concept is so simple. STICKY FLOOR. That’s about it. And yet he makes absolute magic out of it. He gives us a solid fight sequence, genuine humor and some cheeky, sexy stuff. Everything you want, really. This fight might not be the most ferocious action sequence he’s done but, as far as comedic ideas go, this one is up there I think. It’s great.

The fight is from The Myth which I’m not going to post a link to because it’s not very good. It has three great action sequences in it (including this one). Track it down at your own peril.

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Love the banan, be the banan

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i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

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ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME 

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Toronto had some controversy this weekend over this super xenophobic billboard and right in the middle of this whole controversy someone just vandalized it and now its so good

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chrisweeet on ig

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Beelzebub: Crowley, you're not friends with an angel, right?

Crowley:

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WORST OMENS, the reverse AU brought to you by me

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Beelzebub and Gabriel, two underdogs two must stop the end of the world, but they really really suck

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Cheeky bastard

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im funny exclusively to myself sjdlkfjweklfjd

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1973. Some things never change

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Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

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