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[southparktexts]

FUCKING TOLD YALL ILL BE BACK N WE BACK W A START 😋😋

#kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #southpark #southparkheadcannons #southparkimagines #stan marsh x y/n #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader

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Hi, could you do like, period comfort w/ main four? No pressure though, of course

ofc anon !!

Period Comfort w/ Main 4

stan ;

- when you got your period, he was kinda like ‘ok’

- he has a sister so he already knows all about periods and stuff

- i feel like he knows how to help you already

- if you got your period at his house he’ll grab you a pad

- i can see him just being a support man on the time of the months

- only letting you rest on the bed as he does everything

- mainly cuddles with you as the big spoon

- he knows you needa man at this time to make you feel better!

- if you take days off school because of your period, he will come over after school with your favourite snacks

- kisses and reassurance

“stanny.. my stomach hurts so much..”

“i know baby, i know.. ill go get a heat pack for you, okay?”

kyle ;

- deffo grossed out at first

- *ahem* microbiome episode

- but anyways…

- doesn’t know what to do, he either gets his mom over or you have to explain it

- his mom is so fucking nice to you as well, shows you where the pads / tampon cabinet is and pill cabinet

- after that his mom lectures him on periods and he learns

- next time you message him or get your period over at his house he runs to grab you stuff

“..shit..”

“whats wrong babe?”

“i got my period”

- this man is S P R I N T I N G.

- immediately throws in a heat-pack in the microwave

- running to grab pads and spare underwear for you and painkillers

- would deffo make gift baskets for you

- filled with teddys that have heating inside, chocolates, your favourite snacks, soups



kenny ;

- this man knows nothing

- literally nothing

- the ONLY and ONLY way he knows about periods is either the internet

- or he heard his mom explain it to his younger sister

- would slightly panick when you got your period

- like what does he do

- COMFORT TALK.

- saying shit like “you’re okay..” “just breathe f’me..”

- hes definitely panicking but not like tweek type of panic

- this can ONLY go two ways:

“shit.. i just got my period.”

“oh.. whats that.”

OR

“fuck me.. i think i got my period”

“oh shit do you need anything?!?! water????”

- probably treats you so delicately on your period

- like your pregnant or something

- read online that sex can help with period cramps..

- yk where im going w this.

cartman ;

- GROSSED OUT.

- more of the fact that he touched a bloody tampon once and fondled with it without knowing thats blood coming from your vag

- *AHEM* the one scene where cartman finds stan’s mom’s tampon in the trash

- definitely makes a face but definitely knows that you can’t control it

- WILL DEFFO MAKE REMARKS LIKE “couldn’t you make it later”

- when you got your period near him he immediately called his mom

- but not for you

- because you got blood on the couch.

“MOOOOMMMM Y/N GOT BLOOD ON THE COUCH.”

“bruh.”

- cartman’s mom would be like kyles mom but a lot nicer

- talks you through where everything is

- next time you get your period you basically know where everything is and you tell his mom and him

- cartman cuddles you and puts blankets on you silently

- while cartman’s mom is basically support

- if you have cravings and you tell him.. well..

“MOMMMMM Y/NS CRAVING COOKIES”

“nono its fine mrs. cartman-“

“oh of course honey”

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hi tobi!! i havent seen you here in a while and ive been wondering if youre okay?

hii anon !! been alright !! mentals been a little rough lately, gotten back into some bad habits. ill be back soon though !! thank you anon <3

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woah sorry sp tumblr i lowkey died. sorry motivation go brrrr but i swear ill b back on my grind soon ong

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[southparktexts]

HEY GIRLYY!!!

so proud of my lil tobes finally gettin' a girl!!!!!

I KNEW U COULD PULL!!! she's a lucky one ain't she.

I GIVE U AND HER ALL MY LOVE!!

– an🎱n

…. hi 🎱, we got in a fight lol

[southparktexts]

hii every1 i gotta girlfriend so im tryna be the good partner and be there and juggle reqs at the same time !! please be patient with me ;-;

im just tryna be a support for my girl and also you guys !! so reqs will come out eventually

- tobii

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[southparktexts]

^^

Hello everyone!

Quackity made a lot of mistakes, but as I said before, I don't think he's a bad person. I'll always say: he's a human. Just like you, just like me.

I don't think he doesn't love the project, I always saw his love for QSMP on his streams, in the way he'd talk about it... I always felt that, you know?! Anyway...

I won't stop being a fan of him because, to be very, very honest, it'd hurt like hell in my soul. And of course, because I trust he's going to solve these problems, because I think he's capable of learning with his mistakes. I really do.

Of course I recognise his mistakes, of course I don't agree with the things he've done, but I decided to not ignore, but give a second chance to someone that I love, that I'm fan of, that I believe.

I also won't stop writing about him, I'll come back as soon as I can!

From the bottom of my heart, I desire to him so much love, I hope he does the right thing, I really hope so. I also desire to everyone who's reading this a lot of love aswell, and I hope y'all don't suffer too much with all those stuff. Don't read what haters are saying on Twitter, it'll only make y'all worst, and we don't want that, right?!

Above all, live your life, because it's yours and you have the power in your hands, I hope y'all get better, I hope y'all feel loved and seem somehow.

God bless y'all! I wish only good things to everyone around here, to everyone that reads what I write, really, I wish only the best for you!!!

Let's support Quackity without denying his mistakes, he's a human just like us and this cannot be forgotten.

Thank you for the attention y'all give to me, I'm only a fan and you didn't need to, but you did. Thank you so much for taking your time, that's so precious, to read what I write, it's very important to me. Really.

Let's not be unfair or blame the wrong people (the admins, for example, they're the victims in the situation).

Good day, good afternoon or good night!

🤍

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Heyyyy! I love your writing, and I wanted to know if you could write the main three (or just Kenny lol) with a reader who squirms a lot when cuddling? Like they get really flustered and overwhelmed if that makes sense, Thx!!

hiii anon !! of course sweetheart !! im only going to do kenny because i can’t picture the others doing anything except him

Kenny w/ a Reader that squirms

- okay, honestly..

- you’re squirming is kinda funny and adorable

- if you’re blushing as he cuddles you and squirming away he’ll make his grip tighter so you don’t squirm away

- teaser, definitely.

- kisses your forehead, face

- while holding you tightly in his arms

“be careful dolly, don’t want you to squirm away now, do we?”

- he loves watching you blush with teasing, its so cute to him

- if you stutter while flustered you’re going to get mocked.

“i- uhm- k-ken”

“what y-y-you c-can’t t-talk? what’s wrong hun’?”

- he loves overwhelming with love

- he loves kissing you until you’re all red

- or cuddling you tighter until you can’t stop squirming

- or whispering sweet.. (and totally not sexual) things in your ear to hear your flustered whimpers

“..god your so pretty under me.”

“i- m-mmhm..”

“that’s it, doll. whimper f’me.”

- hes just a teaser ^_^

this isn’t much because i cant think of anything else for this, apologies anon !!

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Hi! Me again lol could you do cartman x a gender neutral Reader whos apart of the goths! Thank you so much

Cartman w/ a GN!Goth Reader

- if im going to be honest with you, cartman doesn’t fuck w/ goths

- its either a) you were a hot new student or b) some crazy ass shit happened and you guys became friends

- like a bear chased down alien and it captured you and him or some shit like that

- definitely first would be like

“soo im stuck with an emo. well fuck.”

“..goth.”

“same thing.”

- then yall escaped together or smth and he called you kewl

- you guys were close due to that incident

- like not two peas in a pod close but friends close

- like sometimes you guys would hangout

- not in public though

- cant be seen with someone who dresses like that

- he likes you in black, definitely not used to you in different colours

- if you’re wearing a different colour than black well..

“what the fuck are you wearing??”

“..clothes.?”

“no shit dipshit why is it red?!”

- he’s doesn’t talk nice abt u to friends

- calls you ‘clingy emo bitch’

- in his narrative

“me and that emo bitch were locked in a room and like they were crying n shit and we became friends.”

- complete opposite.

- will pretend to hate you to his friends so his friends don’t make fun of him

“god i hate that emo bitch.”

“oh hi eric!!”

“hey y/n !!”

- mixed you up with the goth kids multiple times.

“god look at that goofy ass goth walk. oh- its y/n.”

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[southparktexts]

U R SO SWEET !!!!! <3 !!!!! (also. ur blog theme is so cute it is very nice on the eyes i was staring at it a good bit trying to think of this message)

AWWW MAXX !! <33 I LOVE YOU SWEETHEART >^<

[southparktexts]

AAAAA MOOTIE POSTED THIS IS AMAZING

kyle broflovski boyfriend texts

synopsis: basic texts between you & kyle! author's note: i enjoy making these wayyy too much. hope u guys enjoy them as much as i do! also the last two go together couldn't fit it all into one screenshot, that's why there is some overlap <3

[southparktexts]

Opinions on if the guys found one of Kenny's corpses?

okay , im doing this one really quickly because im not bothered to do da others rn ;-;

ion think that they would care ngl.. i mean he dies all da time , imo they would only care if he died to something serious

like that one episode where kenny was in the hospital and was killed off for a few episodes.

soooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[southparktexts]

HEY TOBES!!!!

it's yo girl an🎱n!!

i saw that u have a lot of requests on ur plate and i just wanna let u know that u don't have to do my req rlly fast (or at all if u don't wanna!!)

i js wanted to keep u entertained with reqs but just in case ur too stressed or u don't wanna it's totally fine.

don't overwork urself!!! my req is optional.

LOVE UUU!!!!!!!

xoxo, an🎱n 🫶

awww 🎱 anon D: !! either way ill still try and do the reqs !! it keeps my page alive and i get more interactions ;3

i appreciate the message tho anon !! love you sm !! im not overworking myself i just have a lil brain ;-;

love you !! anon <3

[southparktexts]

chat im zzz’n out today ^_^ feel free to req n ill try to get back to ya ;)

i have 10 reqs to doo aaaaaaaa

#kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #southpark #southparkheadcannons #southparkimagines #stan marsh x y/n #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #southparktexts

[southparktexts]

thoughts on kyles and stans (separately) first time with the reader headcannons??

of course anon !!

first time with kyle n stan

content warning : nsfw

kyle ;

- okay, first things first he’s a love maker

- he’s shy at first, i mean he has a boner in front of YOU.

- the same person he thinks of everyday

- and now here you are naked?!

- he asks if you’re okay with this about 8 times

- condom on obviously

- if you’re a person who cries easily from pleasure he’ll pull out worried

“are you okay baby?! did i hurt you?”

- … starts of super slow, feeling his cock now entering a tight place

- i mean super slow, super slow

- it takes him a few minutes of painfully slow thrust to finally go to a regular speed

- he’s a praiser and a compassionate love maker

- he doesn’t want to cum fast because he wants you to know how much he loves you in general

- sloppy thrusts when he’s kissing you

- speaking of kissing you, he’s leaving love bites on you

- whispering and grunting praise

“fuck.. such a good.. girl..”

“doing so.. well.. f’me”

- moans your name quietly when he cums which makes you cum

“ ‘so good.. i love you so much, baby.”

- aftercare is amazing btw ^_^

- running a bath for you and him

- helping you wash up

- dressing you up for a nap together

stan ;

- i think the first few times are kinda rough, passionate love making

- in a way he wants to have his way with you but he also wants to show how hard you get him

- he’s a vocal guy during sex

- moaning and grunting

- i feel like after a few months of dating stan he’ll finally fuck you after enough teasing

- if he’s hard and you’re in the mood then fuck it, why not

- he starts off with slow thrusts at first, making sure your comfortable before sending you into absolute bliss

- thrusting into you like a maniac as his moans get louder like yours

- except yours are pleads and his are pleasure

“f-fuck stanley.. t-to much.. too big..”

“fuckk baby.. you feel so good.. you can take it.”

- if you call his dick big or cry out of pleasure it will only fuel him up more

- he doesn’t use condoms, finds them uncomfortable so thats why it takes a few months for it to happen

- a lot of trust gotta come from you for him to pull out

- he sloppily kisses you, leaving hickies everywhere

- he’s a praiser but it might change depending on his mood

- first time he’s just making him and you feel good

- when he’s about to come he fucks you until he can feel it coming out and pulls out a milliseconds before the cum can go into you.

- he loves cumming onto your tits

- ..then he fucks you for another 2 rounds before pulling out completely

- cum all over your chest

- he’s exhausted, you’re exhausted

- …the aftercare is cuddling to sleep i guess??

- if you’re legs don’t work in the morning, he’ll help you and stay with you throughout the day

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heyy!! how ya doin? can i request kyle, kenny and stanley (maybe +Craig?) headcannons with sick female reader? i'm just sick rn too, and need some stuff, yk.. 🤧

hii anon !! i hope you get better :( im not doing craig because i have 11 requests to go thru ;-;

Main 3 with sick F!Reader

stan ;

- okay, stans a sweetheart

- he will deffo come over as soon as you called

- definitely will show up with a bag of takeout

- fresh soup and a cup of tea

- he grabs a bowl, pours the soup

- he puts a tray on your lap with the soup and tea

- sitting next to you on the bed and wrapping his arm around you.

- he kisses your forehead as you eat.

“i told you not to go outside in the rain..”

“be a good and get better soon for me so we can go out again.”

- will hug you better and cuddle with you

- a lot of kisses and affection

- he’s not really an affectionate guy

- he only initiates it because being sick fucking sucks.

kyle ;

- he came over as soon as he fucking heard you cough

- his boyfriend senses is crazy??

- he doesn’t even bring food, HE COOKS IT.

- immediately puts you to rest

- you aint doing NOTHIN except resting

- hes like a mom ngl

- constantly checking your temperature.

- he’s forcing you to take medicine whether you like it or not

“god.. y/n this is why i told you not to go out!”

- scolds you but in a loving way

- i feel like if he’s over and you’re sick he’s either doing two things

- helping around the house

- cuddling you with your head in his chest and his hands on your head

- kissing your hair and reassuring you

“shh.. rest baby.. you need to get better.”

- he’s such a mama’s boy imo.

- raised well though :)

kenny ;

- if you get clingy when you’re sick… watch out.

- he loves when you’re sick

- he loves seeing you crave him, need him

- ..lowkey turns him on.

- i can see him coming over and just hugging you

- finding whatever medicine is in your cabinet

- telling you to take it

- if you choose not too he’s like ‘oh well’

- literally using this moment as a cuddle day

- your watching movies as you lay against him and he’s wrapping his arm around you.

- if he has enough he maybe might go and buy you some chocolates

- he doesn’t give a fuck about sickness..

- literally will kiss you and not care.

- if you fall asleep on him he will play with your hair.

- whispering little i love yous when your sleeping

“y/n.. i love you..”

“mmm..”

#kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #southpark #southparkheadcannons #southparkimagines #stan marsh x y/n #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #southparktexts

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which char do u like to write most abt?

... for research purposes.

– ur pookes an🎱n

( i tried to do something cool w the 8-ball being the O but it looks stupid so don't make fun of me!!!!! )

awww an🎱n !!

i really like writing for kenny or stan i literally dont care because i can make you guys happy ^_^

#kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #southpark #southparkheadcannons #southparkimagines #stan marsh x y/n #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader