sowizardani

[sowizardani]

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

[sowizardani]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[sowizardani]

we could be here

[sowizardani]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[sowizardani]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

[sowizardani]

[sowizardani]

lotion is a substance that exists to make your skin not feel gross and dry by making your skin feel gross and wet <3

[sowizardani]

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

[sowizardani]

💀💀💀💀💀

[sowizardani]

I hate how everything's called devices and apps now. Those are frail words with no weight and show no respect like machine and program do.

[sowizardani]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

[sowizardani]

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

[sowizardani]

[sowizardani]

03/21/2024, 01:47 AM: Culprit was arrested on suspicion of stealing a donut

[sowizardani]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[sowizardani]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[sowizardani]

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral