therealactualgriffin

[therealactualgriffin]

How dare you, I will never get anything straight. I live in Chaos. Fuck You.

Gr--GRIFFIN YOU WERE THE ONE THAT LEFT HER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I mean you have a point, c’mon Griff get your facts straight

#I remembered I have this account

[therealactualgriffin]

It'd be a lot cooler if she did

Oh god, I just want her to love me again. I'm so sad, fling please. I need you back, I'm so sorry.

Griffin she’s not gonna fuck you

[therealactualgriffin]

Finally you're coming to your senses

Griffin is the only hot invisible man character and that's just facts @ all you other anons

You’re right and you should say it

#I am hot air

[therealactualgriffin]

Do you think Griffin gives his big booty a smack when he thinks he's alone?

Oh definitely.

#this is the only account that works #rip me #ive brought it on my self #was it worth it? #probably not #would i do it again? #definitley

[therealactualgriffin]

Incorrect. I would never utter such a preposterous lie! For clearly I myself am the sexiest man alive

Yo, Kemp is still the sexiest man alive, can you tell him I think he's hot?

@therealactualkemp you hearing this?

#really guys this is still going? #'what sort of men are you into' oh you know the ones who look like literally just air

[therealactualgriffin]

the things the invisible man fandom has seen today contain horrors beyond imagining....very good

#daddy kemp? he's not the one getting called daddy here #god why did i type that #the invisible man #hg wells #dr kemp #griffin

[therealactualgriffin]

look at him, lighting things on fire. I am so proud

I have to say, I think father's doing quite well with the new technolog- Oh my God, father's set fire to the computer. Hold on a second.

Uh-oh… I guess he got sick of all of my comments about him fucking Griffin, huh

[therealactualgriffin]

I can confirm that he is overcompensating

I have accomplished what I set out to do and demanded to know who my mother was, as you had advised me to do. It was a tender moment.

SPILL THE TEA ANON I BEG

#so apparently ive now made small dick! kemp a thing? #whatever the day cant get any fucking weirder anyway

[therealactualgriffin]

You say I’m immoral and you hate me but in reality you wish you could throw rocks at people who annoy you

#i'm out of ideas #the invisible man #hg wells #griffin

[therealactualgriffin]

Paying rent is hard okay. Also the reason my Reign of Terror 2.0 would be so fucking lit is that I wouldn’t have to pay rent ever again.

Er, could you please stop teasing father? He's threatening not to play catch with me because he's too annoyed. This is a very serious matter.

Oh noes!! I’m sorry Son Anon :c

Kemp please stop trying to deny the Griffinfucker allegations and play catch with your son ffs!!

#how do you reply to an argument you wholeheartedly agree with? #i mean fuck you kent or even better let ME do that for you #*kemp #what the fuck did i forget his name how is that even possible ive read it SO MUCH today

[therealactualgriffin]

I don’t get how debt is even a problem lmao just turn yourself invisible and burn the house down, easy

#yo fuck rent #the invisible man #hg wells #griffin

[therealactualgriffin]

Kemp pussying out as usual

Er, could you please stop teasing father? He's threatening not to play catch with me because he's too annoyed. This is a very serious matter.

Oh noes!! I’m sorry Son Anon :c

Kemp please stop trying to deny the Griffinfucker allegations and play catch with your son ffs!!

#just like when i told him about my awesome ass plan and he was like 'but morals'

[therealactualgriffin]

I approve of this message

Become invisible. I don’t know what you expected from this blog. It’s an invisible man suggestion blog with invisible man suggestions. Lose your stinking visibility.

#idk man i guess i gotta do something with this account now

[therealactualgriffin]

I wish people stopped calling me a psychopath. Would a psychopath destroy his friend’s entire house when he snitches on me and calls the police after that beautiful night we spent together?

We did n-nothing in college. I barely spoke to him. He's practically a stranger to me. Also, he's a PSYCHOPATH. Now if you will excuse me, I need to go sulk in my armchai- I mean, work. I'm working. On something. Ahem.

Does Kemp is tsundere? :0

#i dont fucking know man #someone kill me #the author of this account really has hit rock bottom

[therealactualgriffin]

Kemp don’t be such a little bitch about it. You liked it and let’s be honest, how could you have resisted my wonderous charme

EXCUSE ME, GRIFFIN. HE'S LYING. HE'S LYING, WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? ALL I WANT IS A NORMAL DAY. ONE NORMAL DAY WITH MY SON.

Oh, c’mon, just admit it already! We all knew what you guys were up to in college ;))

#we really just made these accounts to discuss wether they fucked or not huh #would hg be proud? very definitely not #but who cares after all he was a beta socialist while i griffin am an alpha anarchist

[therealactualgriffin]

felt cute in this, might delete it later

#the invisible man #griffin #kemp saga