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hot take for Helluva Boss

there is no excuse for using the r word. none. it is a SLUR, and it’s not suddenly okay to use it because your media is ‘supposed’ to be offensive. i am saying this as someone who REALLY ENJOYED the pilot and doesn’t really care about the vivziepop discourse. i’m just commenting on this specific aspect.

tldr; it adds nothing to the scene, it’s there purely for shock value, making a joke out of it doesn’t make it okay, and if you’re fine with Helluva Boss dropping the r word then you have to be fine with them dropping racist/queerphobic slurs too because it’s literally the same thing, and to say otherwise would be hypocritical to disabled people.

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that’s Jesus telling you to go fuck yourself

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I actually don't know if Link gets seasick in canon or if I just think that because when I was looking for lite emeto content in like 2003, searching the word "Seasick" frequently brought up Link based fanart and fics....so now I relate it to him.

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things you can do to honour mary shelley on her 223rd birthday:

learn your alphabets by tracing the letters on tombstones

lose your virginity on the grave of your mother

invent a whole new literary genre at the age of eighteen

keep the embalmed heart of your deceased lover in your work desk

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concept: I’m at the top of a tower during a thunderstorm. my coat billows behind me. an ominous flash of lightning illuminates me as I scream at god, daring them to strike me down, but we both know my inevitable demise will come not from god but from my own hubris. i have never felt sexier

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I forced my mom to watch Madoka Magica with me a few years ago. She didn’t have much of a reaction because she doesn’t like anime, but she did say “if Homura isn’t a lesbian, this whole story makes no sense” 

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another perfect ad on this perfect website

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Prinxiety in skirts doodle for the soul, anyone?

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Would anyone be interested in some prinxiety?

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And now, kiss

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Something I'm writing but idk if ill finish:

Virgil gets turned into a vampire and doesnt realize it till Logan, an Elder Vampire, approaches him out of worry bc "who just leaves a defenseless newly turned all alone out in the sun of all places???" And finds out Virgils been a vampire for all of three months, whos suddenly on his own and pretty much starving himself because he hasnt been shown how to even eat correctly let alone what to eat??

And while Logan wants to pummel the idiot who turned this poor 20 y/o without a care in the world and left him to starve, Logan has bigger issues to attend to.

So, Elder Vampire Logan decides, ultimately, to take this newly turned in as one of his own. Which is WILD to all the other vampires who know him/know aout him bc Elder Vampire Logan is a serious no nonsense guy whos never been interested in looking after other vampires or starting his own clan before while focused and obsessed with the pursuit of new knowledge, so many other vampires p much have to wonder; "what the fuck did this kid have going for him to have a immortal, whos been around longer than most people on the planet, decide to just up and adopt him as one of his own??" And boi do some of Logans closer, bolder vampire friends visit and ask him abt it while wanting to meet Virgil.

Virgil is confused as fuck and still just trying to focus at suddenly having a new parent that actually cares about him and learning all the things on what being a vampire entails, Logan is doing his best to coach, teach, and not coddle his new 'son' but honestly who can blame him for holding the poor boy for hours after his first meal because Virgil had been so conflicted about finally feeling full despite the fact that he'd drank blood of all things to get to that point that he'd sat and cried.

Logan had picked up a sensitive fledgling, for sure, but if you were to ask him, he wouldnt have wanted it any other way.

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was talking with some friends and. theres so much trans coding in danny phantom its not even funny danny is trans and his friends and family are very supportive and you cant change my mind

(if youre going to comment on this with something transphobic, dont because nobody needs to hear it)

EDIT: for those of you who dont know, zipper/velcro binders are actually very dangerous to use! i drew a zipper because of the convenience of sam being there (giving her a reason) and i didnt realize. please buy an actual safe binder meant for binding!

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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ok youtube just said “fuck you if youre deaf or hard of hearing or just want to watch a video in a different language”

https://twitter.com/LiamODellUK/status/1288869766980042752

and you know what the fucking bullshit is  they’re replacing it with a ~6 months free of a subscription to a third party captions provider~ which of course you’d have to pay for after those 6 months are up and you KNOW random youtuber #9039 isn’t going to bother to keep paying for that either because they won’t have the money or they just won’t care. and youtube’s going to act like that’s a perfectly fine alternative that won’t result in the majority of the site suddenly going from “more or less accessible” to “Fuck You If You’re Disabled” 

“citing low usage” are you fucking kidding me nearly every worthwhile video i watch uses community captions. sometimes they’re kind of janky cuz they were made by some 14 year old who thought it’d be funny to put their own irrelevant jokes and commentary in there but that wasn’t a reason to ditch the feature entirely when its so useful and important

i’m not even hard of hearing and i rely on them to watch videos in other languages…this is literally how people have been making english subs for japanese songs and the like for years and it was great because you didn’t have to reupload the videos yourself and take away views from the original creators. many creators don’t allow reprints of their work whatsoever so if they go through with this (which unfortunately they seem pretty deadset on because lololol moneyyyyyy) it’s entirely likely that there just won’t be a way to watch that content with captions

there’s a petition to keep community captions…i don’t know if it’ll really do anything since they’re already going ~oh but we have Paid Alternatives!~ but don’t just let this pass by this should be a huge deal but i’ve barely seen anyone talking about it (not that i expect people to talk about things of any particular importance on tumblr but it’s not even getting attention on twitter beyond that one thread and like 2 other posts)

so like. sign this and shit don’t let youtube just actively get rid of accessibility features without anyone caring (though i’d say probably use twitter if you want to actually get their attention i don’t think they’d look here) http://chng.it/LN9HRNmnkg

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We’re OK with letting them have this BAR though: