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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

#inspo

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UHMMMMM what if T4T labru

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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wait wtf is cream soda

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Haruhi fujioka really is the character ever. Going by any pronouns in 2006. Big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow. Constant deadpan delivery. Getting bitches constantly. Reacts to romantic advances with a thousand-yard goldfish stare. Perfect flawless protagonist 10/10

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his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul

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which is definitely not an omen

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

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rule

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studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#:)

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