spider-at-law

[spider-at-law]

[spider-at-law]

It would hurt

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

Dragon Turtle

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

Facinating. That's how this turtle settled personally

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

No. But I did help a Snapping Turtle sue somebody. Fae stuff.

The trial never went through they settled things.... personally.

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

They're rather boring

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

Are you Cousing Vincent Vincento?

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

Madonna's Bazongas. That's quite the case...

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[spider-at-law]

[spider-at-law]

And every day ordinary humans don't?! The Madona's Positive Piss stick my man!

Weak excuse.

Another reason y we shouldn't keep supernatruals around

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[spider-at-law]

[A package of spider themed slimes arrives. It’s from Dario Giovanni]

ohh squishy! I love the fart sounds these make.

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[spider-at-law]

I... know that it's my fault she left. Doesn't stop it hurting.

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[spider-at-law]

[private]

You're a good person Dawson. Even with the so called advantages you have. Honourable is the word I'd use.

He was going to die anyway, got on the family shit-list. At least he died sauced and not scared shitless and in agony.

its something.

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[spider-at-law]

OIh that's just the touch sink that was installed for the ghouls.

Why are the dogs green and how do I make them not green?

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[spider-at-law]

[private]

I enjoy your company, you know that. I'm glad that you're not just abandoning me due to what I am.

He was going to die anyway, got on the family shit-list. At least he died sauced and not scared shitless and in agony.

its something.

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[spider-at-law]

[private]

I stick to the approved list. These are people who pissed off the mob after all. You understand.

He was going to die anyway, got on the family shit-list. At least he died sauced and not scared shitless and in agony.

its something.

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[spider-at-law]

[private]

I'll never not be a monster Dawson. I was never human. My soul doesn't lean towards the morality of humans, I'm pure Giovanni. Linebred to perfection, by my family's standards.

I'm Unseelie. True to that court in every aspect.

I'm the shadow to the light, it's the very nature of the world.

At least I'm a civlized monster. Not like the Sabbat. I don't randomly target my violence. I have rules.

I'm thankful you accept me for what I am.

He was going to die anyway, got on the family shit-list. At least he died sauced and not scared shitless and in agony.

its something.

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