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lmaooo forgot about this account but i just wanted to say to all my h2g2 fans out there marvin looks like the robot from clone high

#h2g2 #hitchhikers guide to the galaxy #hgttg #hhgg #marvin the paranoid android #was i the only one who pictured him like this

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jesus christ

i didn’t think i listened to tea errors that much

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice incorrect quotes #beetlejuice headcanon #adam maitlands #goldenrat #beetlelands #beetlejuice headcanons #no this doesn’t mean this account is gonna be revived lmao

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hey i know we’re tired of change.org but julius jones is on death row and has been wrongfully imprisoned for 20 years so it really cannot hurt to sign this petition

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yall are wild, here’s the actual link

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

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Delia: How insecure do you think I am? Seriously, how insecure do you think I am? I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

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i don’t even post on this account anymore but whenever i get a notification (which isn’t that often but it happens) that @totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes posted i WILL like/reblog first

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i don’t even post on this account anymore but whenever i get a notification (which isn’t that often but it happens) that @totally-incorrect-theatre-quotes posted i WILL like/reblog first

#beetlejuice

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lmao just saying to any followers of mine who are expecting something from me, this account is officially dead unless i somehow get back into beetlejuice again. sorry to anyone who liked the stuff i posted, but i doubt i’ll ever post again so

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beetlejuice screenshot game!!

i only half regret making this

i also got this first try

and yeah that’s it that’s the first quarter of the show

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Adam and Barbara::A relationship is like a house! If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb!

BJ: Unless that house is a lying jerk. Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on

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Lydia: you know what a real power move is? when you get invited to a place you don’t want to go, ask for a tissue and then start eating it without breaking eye-contact with the host.

Charles:

Delia: they won’t invite you over again

Lydia: exactly

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so i haven’t been to active in the beetlejuice fandom recently, but i saw this and i feel like quite a few people need to hear this.

i usually don’t post stuff about beetlebabes, unless it’s about shippers not interacting with me as the ship makes me uncomfortable, but this account will never be active again most likely, so why not, right?

part 1

https://vm.tiktok.com/JeESxeH/

part 2

https://vm.tiktok.com/JeE6pGy/

it’s about the jojo’s bizarre adventure fandom, but it works for any pedophilloic ship

this account might be pretty dead after this, so might as well actually speak up about something i disliked while i was in said fandom

this isn’t a post to harrass beetlebabes shippers. it’s purely to tell people about pedophilloic ships, and why they’re bad.

i don’t care if i get hate, i’m not gonna change my mind just because some people told me that i’m wrong.

thanks, bye.

#beetlejuice #anti beetlebabes #anti beetlejuice x lydia #anti beetlelyds #as a minor i feel like i should speak up about something that makes most of us VERY uncomfortable #im not gonna use the tag because im not that kind of person

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Earrings suit him.

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Delia: When one door closes, another one is sure to open!!

Lydia: You know, or you could just OPEN it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Barbara: Or you could be polite and knock on the door first.

Beetlejuice: Y’all are wimps. Just kick it down or rip it off it’s hinges, it’s not that hard.

Adam: I think we’re getting off topic now...

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Lydia: OI BEEJ! Describe your ideal partner!

Beej: Sexy, white, suburban idiot, middle class, brown hair, green shirt, booty che-

Lydia: So... Adam?

——— later ———

Lydia: Ghost dad! Describe your ideal partner.

Adam: Barbara.

———later 2.0———

Lydia: it’s not lookin good, bro.

Beej: :(

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sleeb……….