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Might make this into a comic or animation later idk
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niarydia · 5 months
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Beetlejuice: What's wrong?
Adam: I'm just lamenting the fact that I've got my glasses on cause I can actually see you today, which is not a good thing.
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tinteacosplay · 1 year
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Sportacus jumps down from his airship: Hi Robbie!
Robbie: OOOAAAWWH! WTF not again!
Sportacus offers a quick hug and runs off: Bye Robbie!
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beetledjuices · 2 years
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*Beetlejuice barking out of a car window*
Lydia:STOP WITH YOUR FURRY TENDENCIES
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beebleguese · 10 months
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Betelgeuse: *Takes Adams Glasses* How do I look?
Adam: How the heck would I know I can't see
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Adam: So, if you ever see your other self --
Beetlejuice: Sleep with them.
Lydia: Kill them.
Adam: -- avoid them!
Barbara: What the hell is wrong with you two?
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star-shine-s · 2 years
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Lydia, crying: ..
Barbra: Where are you going?
Beetlejuice, in overprotective big bro mode: to either get icecream or commit a felony I'll decide in the car.
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drklushka · 2 years
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Lydia: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Beetlejuice: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* It’s perfume.
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fanaticalfunhouse · 2 years
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Beetlejuice: Yknow I dont think the therapist was supposed to say wow that many times in the first appointment but here we are
ALTERNATIVELY
Charles: How'd therapy go?
Lydia: Well I dont think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times in the first appointment but here we are
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thereallvrb0y · 2 years
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lydia: i’m starting tomorrow
delia: starting what?
lydia: smoking
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chaoticace2005 · 1 month
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So… is Alex Brightman contractually obligated to narrate something his character is acting out?
Beetlejuice, broadway recording: Fake cartwheel!
Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Ha!
Adam: Guitar solo, fuck yeah!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months
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Kankri: 6isexuality is actually r99ted in racism transph96ia, I d9nt mean t9 6e pushy 6ut may6e ch99se an9ther la6le?
Dave: guess ill have to back to being a regular old faggot then B/
Dave: so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasnt a very good idea
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beetledjuices · 2 years
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Barbara: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Beetlejuice: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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leeeeeeeeech · 19 days
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Beej: Ah, Hey again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!
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beebleguese · 10 months
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Lydia: My phone just died
Barbara: Do you need a charger?
Lydia: No i'm just jealous
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