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throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

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Gary Taxali illustration for an article titled "Paving Over the Fossil Record"

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DISCLAIMER: the blood is a feature, not a bug 🩸☎️

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There’s an entry of marble hornets in which you have a cigarette held on top of your ear. My dad walked by my screen when I was watching it and, thinking the cigarette was a joint, said “no wonder this show’s so fuckin loud, everyone’s super high all the time. they probably forgot to mix it” Thought you’d enjoy this.

it’s loud because troy was mostly deaf in one ear for most of it

#HELP

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

#cant even tell young punks to beat it anymore. smh.

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

#i think a lot abt the guy going like 70 on the freeway in near whiteout conditions a few years ago #n a few minutes later driving past him stuck in a snow ditch #good job buddy im proud of you 👍

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*ringing your doorbell incessantly* hellooooooo? im a freak!!!! i wanna do something weiirrd to you xD

#JACRED

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genuinely even early archie sonic has some Really slick art n layout i may collect some of my faves so far n put em all together

#snap snips #i know everyone goes gaga over the idw comics (understandably) but theres some rly good stuff here im sad i put it off for so long u_u;

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Star Wars: Droids (1985)

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been so interesting reading archie sonic from the beginning n seeing it gradually evolve from being a cheesy goofy bitesized comic for kids w lil 'hey boys and girls, mail questions to sonic and he might answer them next issue!' snippets strewn in, to trying its best to replicate the serious tone of sonic satam w actual threats to sonic and co and single stories taking up the entire issue in the span of like 20 issues.

#also love watching them gradually introduce more and more aspects of the (90s) show into the comic #i was soo curious how the tone shift was gonna happen. like if it was gonna be gradual or all at once #n its kinda both ig! #snap snips

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everything happening at the whims of a god who does not care

#oggggh hello.....

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peace and love on planet earth

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#my bdays like a week after halloweeeeen